Edward can't help himself

by Hot As xIcex

Bella's poor chicken,she shouldn't have brought him to Edward's house. Read and Review! It might be funny to you,it might not be.

I love twilight,and I thank RecklessRain for this awesome and hilarious idea! Hope you like it! It's pretty short.

"Four O'clock on the dot."

"Yeah,dad,you said four,it's four." Bella sat down on the couch in the living room next to Charlie,setting her backpack on the ground.

"On second thought,I'm going upstairs."

"Right..." Charlie said.

As she walked up the stairs,she tripped and fell. Typical Bella. She tucked my hair behind my ear and ran into her room taking her chicken out of its cage.

"Hi bubby! Hi baby!" She kissed the chicken on the head.

"BOCK!"

"Let's go see Edward,yes we will." She was using a baby voice.

She walked down the stairs."

"What do you have there," Charlie asked.

"Your mom!" Bella said,and walked out the front door.

Bella started her truck,backing out of the driveway,running into a garbage can on the way.

"Shit."

She took the OH MY GAWD so interesting road to Edward's house,her chicken making annoying noises.

"Shut up,yo!" She smacked the chicken on the head. Bella wasn't looking at the road,and almost crushed a pedestrian.

"You bitch!" He screamed.

As she pulled up at The Cullen's place,she ran over the back of Rosalie's convertible.

"Oh,DAMN IT!" Bella yelled.

She got out of the truck with the chicken,knocking on the front door.

Here's what was going on inside the house:

"Oh shit! Uhh...tell her I'm not here!" Edward ran upstairs.

"Oh,I'm so gorgeous!" Rosalie was staring at herself in the mirror.

"ROSALIE! I TOLD YOU TO CLEAN UP THIS BROKEN GLASS FOUR YEARS AGO!"Esme shouted from the kitchen.

Jasper was still stuck in the piano from Bella's 18th birthday. Now when you play the C key,it goes "BLOOD!"

Carlisle was going on and on and on about "Have no fear,The doctor Carlisle is here!"

Alice was already planning for Renesmee's 19th birthday.

Emmett was typing : "I luv u too,babe. Stay hot,k? *kisses you*" and then he clicked the sign out button on his twitter homepage.

Edward ran back downstairs and jumped in front of the couch just as Alice opened the door..

"Hi,Bella! Come in!"

"EDWARD!" Bella screamed.

"Bella...Hey."Bella set her chicken walked over to Edward.

"Bella...you shouldn't have brought that."

"Well why not Edward? He wanted to see you!"

"Because I'm starving."

"EDWARD,NO!"

Dedicated to RecklessRain!