Jayfeather sighed, flicking an ear boredly. It had been half a moon ago him and Spottedleaf had discovered this abandoned Twoleg den. It was large, and they had concluded to keep it a secret, and to do something with it. That something was undecided, and now him and Spottedleaf were sitting on two red chairs, discussing what to do that would be creative. Jayfeather had given up long ago, and Spottedleaf sat determined, still hoping for an idea.
"Oh! I GOT IT I GOT IT!" Spottedleaf jumped up, hyper with excitement.
Jayfeather flicked his tail, also jumping up but out of shock instead of joy. "What? Whatwhat?" He smiled crazily after quickly recovering from the fear.
"We talk about other warriors. Like, a gossip show..."
"Spotty, what is a show?"
Spottedleaf growled, embarrassed, for a second. "First, don't call me Spotty unless I say you can. Second, Graystripe told me its a thing you watch that you laugh at. It fills time. The Clans would come to see that."
Jay let out a sigh. "Alright. I like it."
"Yes!" Spottedleaf cheered.
"We should get to work telling cats."
"How do you use this thing?" Amberlight mewes sheepishly.
"I think it's... This button!" Spottedleaf was figuring out how to fix up the area, and as she smacked the red button she screeched and dropped to the floor as the lights blared. Jayfeather, still blind as a bat, called out to Spottedleaf worriedly. "RESPONSE!" She called back to show she was alive.
"We're set now I think." Jay feather said, watching as Amberlight got everything settled. They had told all the cats in the Clans and were preparing their show. Spottedleaf shook her head and sat down on the chair across from Jayfeather. They took a break from prepping to chat until a meow broke their conversation.
"Hey lovebirds, am I here on time?" Ravenpaw called from the rows and rows of seats.
Spottedleaf blushes intensely. "We're not LOVEBIRDS! You and Barley are!"
Jayfeather ignored the comments. "Yeah, your here. Sit down. You didn't see Firestar, right?"
"Course not. He's out at the Gathering with what cats came."
"Right, we got this. Let's start." Spottedleaf seemed exasperated as she spoke.
"Hello and welcome to Let's Talk Warriors, the show where we do none other than talk about our fellow Clans and Clanmates! Here with me today as usual is Spottedleaf, and I'm Jayfeather!" Jayfeather spoke proudly, though his heart raced.
"Up today is Firestar!" Spottedleaf yowled, arousing cheers from the audience.
"Firestar has been a little too gifted by Starclan, wouldn't you agree Leaf?"
"Yea, I would. He definitely got spoiled. Fire ALONE will save the Clan? If it wasn't for Graystripe, there wouldn't BE a Firestar as we know him today!" Spottedleaf laughed.
"Though he did endure many things also, he just seemed like a living Starclanner! He was all-powerful, the only Warrior to receive prophecies, and got WAAAY too many she's hitting on him. Where do I start? Cinderpelt, My Fellow Talker Spottedleaf here, Sandstorm, and more."
"Yup,yup. And he also judges some cats by their looks. Remember when Brambleclaw was Bramblekit? Aye aye aye!"
"Mhm. Well, Thankyou for watching everyone! Amberlight will be taking suggestions on the way out! Who should we criticize and gossip about next?"
"We'll see you next time!" Cheered Spottedleaf, and the nest filled with cheering cats.