Melanie: New story, this is a Wildsideshipping story
Gold and Sapphire: say wahh?
Red and Yellow: haha!
Melanie: you heard me, I have discovered this shipping not too long ago, and it seems interesting enough even though it's not well known. There is also a bit of Specialshipping
Gold and Sapphire: haha!
Red: Oh shut up! *blushes*
Yellow: Now, now, no need for harsh words *blushes as well*
Melanie: Uhh, can we get on with the story?
Red: I'm not done yet!
Melanie: But-
Sapphire: Wild side, I take it is called that because we are the awesome ones of the group
Gold: Oh yah B)
Red: Get over yourselves!
Yellow: Red, don't be mean
Melanie: Whatever, DISCLAIMER, I don't own Pokémon, hope you enjoy! On with the story!
Gold, Sapphire, Yellow and Red: Hey! We weren't done yet!
Chapter 1; damsel in distress
Sapphire walked through Johto, bored beyond belief. She came here to visit Crystal, but she was in Kanto, so this trip was a waste. She was in Azalia town walking towards Ilex forest, wondering what Pokémon inhabited it. When she entered the forest, she changed into her garb of leaves and started hopping from tree to tree as she did around her home in Littleroot town.
She was overly happy and couldn't believe how good it felt to have the wind in her hair again. When out of nowhere, a beedrill came and jumped out of the tree she was landing in, starling her so much that she fell to the ground and landed with a thud on her back. The air was knocked out of her lungs and she struggled to breathe as the beedrill charged her. Its twin needles glowing purple from the poison entering them.
Sapphire started reaching for her pokeballs when she remembered that they were at the Azalia Pokémon center. She stared at the needles with dread as they approached with great speed. She was defenseless, so there was only one thing she could do. She screamed like the girl she was, hoping someone might hear her.
"Exbo, use flame thrower!" a familiar voice exclaimed with confidence. A jet of flame flew over Sapphire and hit the beedrill, causing it to faint on contact. It landed in front of her in a smoking heap and a teenage looking boy with messy black hair and a cue stick in hand came up to her; a Typhlosion walking obediently at his side. The boy looked at her with liquid gold eyes that made her heart want to melt, and only one person could be this teen. It was Gold.
Gold rubbed under his nose and grinned largely before he said, "You should be more careful Sapphy, this isn't the Hoenn region you know." Sapphire managed to nod once before she fainted from shortage of breath and fear.
Gold sweatdropped and sighed as he took in the fact that one of toughest girls he knew, fainted right in front of him. He returned Exbo and slung his cue stick across his back, then picked up Sapphire bridal style and started for the Pokémon center. She was pretty light for a girl that ate almost as much as him.
When he got to the Pokémon center, he asked for two rooms with one bed in each, but Nurse Joy said there was only one room with one bed and the rest had bunk beds. He was about to ask for one with a bunk bed when he heard someone's voice that made him stiffen.
The person said, "Why not give them a room with one bed? I don't think Sapphire would mind." and pointed out that Sapphire was burying her face into his chest. The teenage boy had spiky black hair, shining red eyes and a playful smirk on his face.
Gold turned scarlet red and said in a panicked tone, "Red, it's not what it looks like!" Gold wished Sapphire would help out, but it was too much to ask for as she put her arms around his neck and started squirming to get comfortable.
Red's smirk grew larger and he said, "Oh really? Then what is it Gold? You two together and never told anyone?" Gold couldn't help but wish it was true, he had a crush on Sapphire for a while, but never told her anything. Sapphire yawned and her eyes fluttered open slowly. She looked into Gold's eyes and smiled at him before she realized what position she was in.
Sapphire looked around and must have thought she was dreaming or something, because she told Gold, "Your eyes are pretty."
Gold blushed and said, "Uh, thanks Sapphy, are you okay? After that beedrill attacked you fainted." Sapphire must have realized her mistake and let go of Gold's neck. She stated squirming and turned red to show she wanted to get down. Gold put her down and she walked over to Red, hissed something that made him take a step back, and then walked over to Nurse Joy.
Nurse Joy handed Sapphire her pokeballs then she walked back over to Gold's side.
Sapphire gave a sideways glance to Gold and said, "So, how did I get here? Do I even have to ask?" Gold shook his head and didn't say anything. He was hoping she wouldn't ask why he decided to carry her out of there; luckily, she didn't.
"So, what brings you to Johto Sapphire and Red?" Gold asked looking back and forth between the two of them.
Red shrugged and said, "Was tired of being on Mt Silver, decided to come to the real world for a while."
"And you come here to Johto instead of Kanto? Is Yellow here or something?" Sapphire finished for Gold. She took the words right out of his mouth.
Red turned a bright scarlet color then shook his head violently before saying, "No! That's not it at all!" Both Gold and Sapphire ginned at his reaction and knew he was lying.
"Right, sure Red, if you're looking for Yellow she is in room 12 upstairs." Nurse Joy said with a small smile on his face, she must have expected Red to show up.
Red sighed and muttered, "Thanks Nurse Joy," before walking off and heading towards Yellow's room. Sapphire and Gold both followed since they hadn't seen her in a while. Sapphire ran ahead and knocked eagerly on the door.
Yellow said form the other side of the door, "Who is it?"
Sapphire hopped up and down at the sound of Yellow's small voice and said, "It's me! Sapphire Birch from Hoenn!" the door swung open and Yellow stood there with a huge smile on her face.
Yellow's grin was from ear to ear as she said; "Sapphire!" then they both gave each other a big bear hug. Red let out a small sigh as if he was annoyed but happy. Gold elbowed Red in the ribs playfully, knowing that he had ruined his plans, and then walked over to the girls.
Gold opened his arms and said, "Hey, Don't I get a hug?" Yellow smiled at Golf then gave him a light hug. Yellow seemed happy that both Sapphy and I were here, but Red didn't look as chipper as her. I felt kinda bad that we ruined his possible romance with Yellow.
Yellow piped up and said, "Hey, how about we go on a double date? Red and I and you and Sapphire, what do you think you guys?" Both mine and Sapphire's jaw fell to the floor as we realized what she just said. The both of us turned red and started talking at the same time about us not being together. Red looked satisfied now that both Sapphire and I were having our turn of blushing.
Yellow frowned at our babbling and clapped in our faces, making us both shut up, and she said, "But I saw the tape from the downstairs cameras, you walked in with Sapphire in your arms bridal style, how can you not be together?"
Gold facepalmed and glared at Sapphire, "It's your fault everyone is saying this! If you hadn't fainted in the forest after I saved your butt we wouldn't be in this mess!"
Sapphire growled and replied, "Excuse me!? A freaking beedrill was coming at me with a twin needle attack and you are saying I shouldn't have fainted!? I'm a girl Gold! Not a guy; if it were up to me I'd make you sing soprano for a week for saying that!"
The both of them argued back and forth like a married couple for a good ten minutes before Sapphire cracked.
"Whatever! We aren't together but we will go on the stupid double date, but I'm not wearing a dress!"
Yellow gasped and grabbed Sapphire's arm, "Yes you are! That beats the whole point of a date! You need to look pretty!" Sapphire narrowed her eyes and Yellow seemed unaffected by the death glare directed at her.
She went and gave Red a kiss on the cheek, then dragged Sapphire out of the Pokémon center, plans of the Goldenrod department store flowing out of her mouth and fading as the distance grew. Soon in was silent, only the sound of Gold and Red's breathing was heard in the hallway.
Gold sweatdropped and murmured, "Is it just me, or is she getting more like Blue everyday?"
Red ignored what I said and told me, "Well, if Sapphire has to look pretty, then you have to look handsome."
Gold grinned and said, "Please, I'm sexy as it is, I can go there in my underwear and the ladies will be drooling over me." And just because he is Gold, he threw off his clothes, standing in the hall with only his boxers on, and struck a pose.
Sapphire came back down the hallway saying, "Hey guys, Yellow forgot her ACK!" then stared wide eyed at Gold, who was in mid-pose still. He stood there staring at Sapphire for a good five seconds before he realized what just happened. He turned a brilliant red color and quickly put his clothes on.
Red burst out laughing at Gold's perfect timing of being himself, this was the funniest thing in the world. Sapphire would never be able to un-see that, it would haunt her nightmares forever. Sapphire turned red and went to get Yellow's forgotten whatever it was, ignoring that face that the guys were there, and then ran out of the place like a crazy person. She clung on to Yellow's wallet, at least it looked like her wallet, for dear life, as if afraid to drop it as she made her escape.
Gold looked at Red angrily and said, "You are so dead." and he chased Red out of the Pokémon center, who was scared to be caught by the enraged Gold.
Me: End of chapter one!
Sapphire: My eyes x.x
Gold: DIE RED!
Red: Never! *hides behind Yellow*
Sapphire and Gold: using your girlfriend as a shield? That's cold man
Me: next chapter coming up! Don't know when but...Stay tuned! Please review!
