Tito, the obese Hawaiian guy who had the biggest nose in the freaking planet was flipping a burger at that show oHawaiian guy who had the biggest nose in the freaking planet was flipping a burger at that shore shack or whatever it was called when someone approached him.

"hey do you want to see my collection of Star fruits that I collected from the Apple tree over there, nigga?" Said the random figure.

"I'm not black, I'm Hawaiian," said Tito the titty. "Why are you asking me weird questions?"

"Look, u smelly Hawaiian, I don't care what you do at home, but I need to tell you a secret that is a bit sexy. I have a birthmark on my asscheek and my boyfriend loves to kiss it, but promise me that you won't tell a single soul."

"who are you?" Said Tito.

"they call me...Donatello."