I OWN NOTHING...-whispers- well besides the plot.

Chapter 1

Inner thought 'hi'

Talking "hey"

DEMON"talk"+'thought'

Down the Beautiful streets of Konoha a dark figure was running.

As seen trying to find a way around all the citizens walking down the streets

But as his luck is today as any other day his hood fell down and his bright sunshine hair was exposed.

Then a voice so high pitch was heard from down the street.

"NARUTO!"

Everyone turned to look in the direction of yellow locks with looks of disgust

now identified person as Naruto, his now brilliant idea was to run.

"NARUTO DON"T YOU DARE TRY AND RUN."

Yes naruto's brilliant idea just faded in the dust, so he stood and waited for the horrendous pink hair to come closer.

"Naruto Kakashi wants to see us now at training grounds in 10 minutes." states sakura

'Of course kakashi wants to see us in 2 hours maybe but in 10 minutes would pigs start to fly?' thinks Naruto

"of Course anything you say Sakura" says naruto

"just hurry up naruto dont make me and sasuke look bad you idiot" says sakura

***NARUTO'S POV***

"Sakura wanna go on a date after the meeting with Kakashi" asks Naruto

"NO YOU IDIOT SASUKE THE ONLY ONE FOR ME" yells sakura

-inner sigh-'thank god' thinks Naruto

"sakura way do you like that Teme anyway" asks naruto with a sadden and angry expression

"ouch.. what was that for?" says naruto

"well for your information Sasuke as you call it is not a Teme he is a God unlike you" says sakura of matter of fact

'well teme a god my ass hes closer to a traitor' said naruto having no clue how close he was being right

"BUT SAKURA HE IS A TE... OUCH!"

"naruto shut up we are here we are late look kakashi's here already" says sakura

naruto looks over to see kakashi reading his orange book

-shocked- 'wow he's really here' looks up

"Naruto why you looking at the sky?" asks Kakashi

"well sensei there's no flying pigs" states naruto

and then looks at sasuke.

sasuke looks up "dobe"

"I AM NOT A DOBE TEME"

"yes you are"

'once I can leave I will show you who is a god, then I can leave with my Beautifil strong lover and see who is a dobe once my mission is over -sighs- oh god I havent said anything back they are looking at me shit' mentally winces

"naruto you ok you just sighed and didn't come up with a comeback" says kakashi

I look at kakashi 'so what if I didnt say anything get over it you lowlife pervert'

"Hn so what he finally knows who is superior" says sasuke

"yeah right teme you know i am much better then you"

"now boys I have some good news for you" says kakashi

'Oh great what now' thinks naruto

Kakashi smiles " I Signed you up for the chunnin exams"