Okay, so basically Rora(my character) got bored, which is never a good thing, so she started going around bugging everyone. Thanks to some crazy girl who likes pie for the idea and the permission to use it
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Rora: Hey Jacob!
Jacob: What do you want?
Rora: I'm not on your territory! I'm not on your territory!
Jacob: Go away.
Rora: I don't have too! I'm not on your territory! I'm not on your territory!
Jacob: Ugh!
Zebra the Homicidal Giraffe: Acidgaze is bored! Oh crap!
Rora: You're not in this story! Go away!
ZtHG: You can't make me!
Rora: Actually, yeah, I can, vampire, remember?
ZtHG: Oh... right...disappears in a puff of smoke
Jacob: Uh...
Rora: Don't ask.
Jacob: O.K.
Rora: Bella's plotting to kill you!
Jacob: WHAT!?
Rora: Yup, and guess what!
Jacob: WHAT?
Rora: She's not really plotting to kill you. And guess what?
Jacob: What?
Rora: She and Edward call homeless dogs, "Jacob's little pleasures"
Jacob: WHAT!?
Rora: And guess what? Bella makes sculptures of you and smashes them with a sledgehammer!
Jacob: I'm gonna walk away now.
Rora: No you're not
Jacob: Yeah, I am
Rora: You like pie?
Jacob: Yeah!
Rora: Well too bad! You can't have none!
Jacob: RORA!!
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WEWT! Alright, well, Emmett will be better