Hi guys you have obviously taken the time to look at my story so I will try not to disappoint. Any way I live in the glorious land of England so my English is probably slightly different also our beloved FX is a bit far behind your CBS so starting this I have just seen housekeeping. This is going to turn into Tiva also we have Ducky my fav English character I know he says he is Scottish but his accent is English. Sorry yes there will probably bits where you say no they wouldn't have said that but that's the beauty of fan fic.

Let's begin. Ziva's POV

Mossad freeze.

"Ziva"

"Tony"

A few weeks earlier.

By 7 am I and my co-workers were at our desks working on paper work well I was. Mcgee was being Mcgee probably creating an app of some sort it was probably not the best idea to question if it was legal and Tony was staring at his scene not blinking.

"What are you doing" I asked him

"Online staring contest." Tony answered.

"What"

"The idea is to stare into someone's eyes for as long as you can without blinking. I was incredibly good at it when I was 6" Mcgee answered in the sarcastic in which he used to annoy Tony.

"What's that suppose to mean Mcgoo"

"Well you may find that most of your gaming pals are at preschool and will have to ask their mothers to turn on the computer for them."

"Well I remember I was also very good at it when I was a child" I found myself wondering over to Tony's desk.

"Oh you're so losing" and the games began.

"You blinked" Tony insisted.

"No you did"

"Yer DiNozzo you blinked" Gibbs appearing out of nowhere as usual head slapping Tony.

"Sorry boss"

"Dead marine grab your gear"

As we arrived at the scene Gibbs gave us all jobs as we waited for Ducky. Finally Ducky arrived it was not like him to be late.

"Duck what's up" Gibbs asked the question on all our minds.

"Mothers cousins have invited me over to England but they booked two plane tickets as mother may have lied to them telling them I was happily married."

"Ducky why did she say that?"

"Well it was over 30 years ago and she thought I would be happily married by the time I saw them again. Now with mother gone I suppose I should tell them the truth."

"Yer that is probably the best idea Duck."

"Yes Jefro that is not all I can't fly alone unfortunately I am a sufferer of Pteromerhanophobi the fear of flying I am okay through when I fly with someone"

"I could come with you Ducky" I heard myself say did I just say that!

"Miss David that is very kind of you but it would not be fair for you to give up a week of your holiday just so I could visit some cousins"

"I have always wanted to visit the UK."

"Well Ziva you don't even know if you can take the time off yet" Gibbs as always being the voice of reason.

"It is Vance's decision"

Anyway if your still reading I am very surprised as it is pretty rubbish but it is going to get better. In the next however many chapters we will have big guns and a truly Lara Croft story line I just need a reason for writing this. Please review the first person to review can suggest a name and I promise I will call one of my characters it.