"If You Let Rolf Listen To Slayer"
Rated T
Disclaimer: I do not own anything associated with the show Ed, Edd n Eddy or its characters. Nor do I own anything associated with the band Slayer or any of their awesome songs. Anyway, that's all you need to know. This is a little drabble I thought of while listening to one of their songs, mostly "Angel of Death". So, this is what happens, hence the title.
Rolf was finally coming home after a very long day hanging out with his best friend, Kevin. The self-pronounced Son of a Shepard wasn't alone however as he brought home a record to listen to around his arms.
"I am finally home with this polka record in my arms!" Rolf sighed to himself, holding the record he had in this hands, "Who knew big chinned Kevin Boy knew great taste in music?"
Not wasting any time at all, Rolf pulled out the black record from the cover and placed it on the old-fashioned turntable. From there, he carefully put the needle onto the record, playing it in prior to the opening song while he sat on his regal-looking chair.
"Come on music, play me the melody that rings my ear-y potatoes..." Rolf sighed to himself.
As soon as he relaxed himself...
"YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
The lead singer somehow screamed in shriek-y fashion as the sound forced Rolf out of his chair and sent him colliding backwards to the wall with a thud!
"Oooof!" Rolf groaned painfully as he got out of the hole.
All of a sudden, his face started turning red full of anger. His fists enraged to the point where he looked at his own turntable at his own curiosity. It was then that he looked at the turntable in utter disbelief of what he was suddenly hearing.
"Angel of Death by Slayer?" He gasped.
Before he knew it...
*CRASH!*
He threw the turntable out of the window, followed by Rolf coming out with a pair of shoes around his fists and teeth. Rolf used his anger very well, beating down the vinyl CD that Kevin had basically given to him (much to Rolf's unexpected surprise), proved to be nothing but a cruel prank. He had kept beating the CD down until it was nothing more than broken rubble. It was nothing more than black dust.
"CURSE THIS HEADACHE-INDUCED RITUAL OF SCREAMS AND SHRIEKS!" Rolf shrieked at the air, "WHOEVER MADE THIS ABOMINATION SHOULD BE GIVEN A THREE SHOE BEATING BY THE SON OF A SHEPARD HIMSELF! SCREW THIS YELLING MUSIC AND SCREW THIS DEMENTED ILL-GOTTEN SOCIETY FOR MAKING IT!"
With the rage around his face complete, Rolf went back to his house, hopefully never to hear any heavy metal music ever again.
I'm pretty sure Rolf would be an opera/polka person. I swear, Kevin is such an a-hole for actually making Rolf believe what he was hearing was actually polka music. That would be so him. Still hate his ass though.
Anyway, what do the rest of you think? Feedbacks are appreciated! Until next time, Warrior man over and out, gangstas!