15/7/13
Here is the requested one-shot fornicoleejohnson,one of my reviewers!
I am away from the 15thso updates will be sparse!
Water Wars
"The eagle is approaching the nest. I repeat the eagle is approaching the nest!" Courfeyrac called into his walkie-talkie.
"Courf don't you think we are taking this a little too seriously," Jehan sighed through the walkie-talkie.
"Codenames, Swallow! Codenames!" both Courfeyrac and Grantaire shouted simultaneously.
"Cuckoo has left the scene!" Jehan shouted, trying to go along with the two men's eccentricities. He had been dating Courfeyrac for two months now and knew just to play along when the two of them got like this.
"Cannons ready!" Grantaire perked up as Enjolras turned the corner to walk up the road to their apartment.
"Balloons primed," Courfeyrac added, stood at the window of Enjolras' house that was right over the doorway.
"Everyone in positions," Grantaire ordered as Enjolras stood at the doorway. Suddenly Grantaire was hit in the face by a water balloon when he poked his head round the corner. Enjolras had danced away from the door and thrown a hidden balloon at him. Grantaire's shock soon turned to smug glee and his water pistol was immediately aimed at Enjolras' face. "You asked for it pretty boy," he chuckled and pressed the trigger.
Courfeyrac and Jehan watched on bemused as Enjolras stepped out of their trap and launched a pre-emptive strike. Courfeyrac loaded the cannon but we caught off guard like Grantaire was by a strike from across the street. Combeferre was stood in Feuilly's apartment window with a loaded water balloon trebuchet. "You traitor," Courfeyrac hissed dodging another flying balloon. "You were with us!" he exclaimed in mock hurt.
"What did you expect? That I would betray my brother?" he chuckled, but his laugh was cut short by a spray to the face by Jehan's super soaker.
"Thanks baby!" Courfeyrac grinned and Jehan saluted before renewing his attack on Enjolras who was affectionately wrestling with Grantaire.
Enjolras had Grantaire pinned down on the cobblestone road and nipped at his neck. Grantaire chuckled, intercepting Enjolras' lips and kissing him. "You asked for this R," Enjolras chuckled, nipping his lover's bottom lip. Enjolras drew back as if he was going in for another kiss; but squirted Grantaire in the face with a water pistol. Grantaire tackled him to the floor and lay there next to him. He smiled as Enjolras' dripping golden locks feel over his face. Enjolras' shirt clung to his sculpted body and Grantaire felt his heart race. Enjolras kissed him softly again but they were rudely interrupted by the walkie-talkie. "Swallow retreat!" Courfeyrac cried through.
"What about Sparrow?" Jehan asked.
"In every war there are casualties, Swallow," Courfeyrac sighed and he saw the two figures sprint from the Courtyard. Grantaire chuckled and leaned in slowly for another kiss.
Grantaire walked out of the bathroom with just a towel wrapped round his waist as he dried his hair. Enjolras was blow drying his beautiful golden halo with a sweet little smile on his lips. "I love you, my angel," Grantaire whispered, reaching up to rest his head on Enjolras' shoulder.
"I love you too, mon petit," he chuckled and they kissed again. The discarded walkie-talkie crackled.
"Please turn this off before you have sex," Courfeyrac stated calmly but the men could practically hear his smirk.
"Robin de Courfeyrac, turn that off now!" Jehan ordered and after a sigh from Courfeyrac, it went silent. Grantaire chuckled to himself.
"Why are we friends with him again?" Grantaire asked while nuzzling Enjolras' nose.