"Yo man, I'm leaving early today." Reno said happily.
Yes, Reno of the Turks. Shinra had been laying off people like crazy and he just happened to seek employment at the same Burger King Sephiroth went to.
"So you're leaving me to make the Whoppers all by myself?" Sephiroth asked in his most womanly, helpless voice and suppressed a laugh. "No, I'm serious! It's tough making burgers!"
"Well, good luck anyway, man." Reno added as he left the building.
Sephiroth was surprised at himself. He had opened up a lot after being fired. Maybe all he had to do was get that stick out of his butt that the military had given him. He liked it, actually. It felt good to not be completely obsessed with becoming a god and destroying the world with a giant meteor.
"Yo, slacker! You take the register. Reggie will take the burgers." Shouted the manager.
"What!?" Reggie shouted in protest.
Sephiroth sauntered towards the front. Relief. Working the register was the easiest job in the world. In the back room he could hear muffled cries of despair along with the sound of splattering grease.
"It's a shame, sir. Reggie had such a nice apple pie face." He said, smiling at the manager as he walked past.
"Yeah, well now he looks like our Crispy Chicken Sandwich." The manager laughed. "Don't no one argue with me about workin' the burgers."
Sephiroth saw a young boy about 16 staring at him.
"Speaking of Crispy Chicken, it's only 99 cents on our BK Cravers menu!"
"You're such a good employee, Sephiroth." The manager said, smiling.
"And Reggie's such a good Crispy Chicken Sandwich." Sephiroth responded.
The two laughed while they watched someone eating Reggie at a booth.
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Yes, Reno of the Turks. Shinra had been laying off people like crazy and he just happened to seek employment at the same Burger King Sephiroth went to.
"So you're leaving me to make the Whoppers all by myself?" Sephiroth asked in his most womanly, helpless voice and suppressed a laugh. "No, I'm serious! It's tough making burgers!"
"Well, good luck anyway, man." Reno added as he left the building.
Sephiroth was surprised at himself. He had opened up a lot after being fired. Maybe all he had to do was get that stick out of his butt that the military had given him. He liked it, actually. It felt good to not be completely obsessed with becoming a god and destroying the world with a giant meteor.
"Yo, slacker! You take the register. Reggie will take the burgers." Shouted the manager.
"What!?" Reggie shouted in protest.
Sephiroth sauntered towards the front. Relief. Working the register was the easiest job in the world. In the back room he could hear muffled cries of despair along with the sound of splattering grease.
"It's a shame, sir. Reggie had such a nice apple pie face." He said, smiling at the manager as he walked past.
"Yeah, well now he looks like our Crispy Chicken Sandwich." The manager laughed. "Don't no one argue with me about workin' the burgers."
Sephiroth saw a young boy about 16 staring at him.
"Speaking of Crispy Chicken, it's only 99 cents on our BK Cravers menu!"
"You're such a good employee, Sephiroth." The manager said, smiling.
"And Reggie's such a good Crispy Chicken Sandwich." Sephiroth responded.
The two laughed while they watched someone eating Reggie at a booth.
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