I don't own Twilight.... don't rub it in.

This doesn't really count as a chapter more of a introduction.

Happy Birthday To Me

June 20th

Birthdays are stupid and Homosexual.

It's my 16th birthday!

YAY!

HOORAY!

Sike.

This Sucks.

Life Sucks.

Why I am angry its my 16th birthday. Well, this is the 10th foster home I have lived at in 6 years. You would be pissed too.

When I was ten my parents got into a car accident.

2 words: DRUNK. DRIVER.

Any-who, They died.

God bless their souls.

Edward and Elizabeth Mansen. They were the best parents a kid could ask for. I guess thats why I am damned to the worst foster parents ever. But back to the story.

My parents decided to take me to Kings Dominion for my birthday, we spent the whole day there just me and my parent having a kick ass time. The accident happened on the way home, some idiot was driving on the wrong side of the road. They both died on impact and hopefully didn't suffer. I only had minor injuries, a broken leg and a couple cracked ribs.

I don't necessarily blame myself for their death, but you can't deny the fact that if it wasn't for me they would still be alive.

You wouldn't want to celebrate the day you killed your parents either.

My father was a great man, he and my mother fell in love threw music. They were both musicians, amazing ones at that. My father played the piano and my mother the violin. My father taught me how to play the piano, not to toot my own horn but toot toot, I was a natural.

What is wrong with the foster care system?

It's like every home they send me to is the same as the last. Can't they do background checks or something, I mean really people would it be so much trouble for them to at least talk to these "parents" before handing over a kid to them.

Jesus Christ!

This home, the one I am staying at, is by far the worst one.

John and Jen

Lovely names. Terrible people.

John is and abusive alcoholic/pedophile. And Jen is just a retard, not really she is just stupid.

I've been living (and I use that word lightly) with them for 6 months.

John has been.............lets just say making me his special little friend for 5 months now. Why don't I fight him off you ask? John is the size of a bear and whenever I put up a fight its night night Edward.

But hey I'm use to it, every single foster home I have been in has had "John" just not as bad as this one.

But I digress.

Today is a new day.

It's 11 now so hopefully Shannon, from the foster care center, decides to drop by like she does every year for my birthday. I've known her since I was put in foster care I stay with her in between new "parents." I have never wanted her to come more than today. I just really need her to get me out of this hell hole. The FCS hasn't really been notified about John, and the things he considers fun, yet. Why? Because apparently their phones are always "busy." I kinda just gave up trying to call and have been waiting for Shannon to visit for quite some time.

John is still sleeping, I guess he is still tired after giving me my "present" last night. By present I don't mean a gift per say more of a............... how should I put this. Punishment? Well you understand.

GOD WHERE IS SHE?!?!?!?!?!

"KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK."

THANK YOU GOD!

A/n- Well there you have it.

I am aware that Edward is a it sarcastic but so am I. And I want to make him funny.

It sucks I know but it will get better.....I hope.

I will prob put up the next chapter next week. (fingers crossed)

I still haven't done summer reading.....i'm supposed to be doing that now but oh well

Did you like, love it, do you want some more of it??

or did you hate it.

Either way I want to know.

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~Andre.