I'm so sorry to all you people who have to suffer threw this. I'm sorry I just made
up Msgc the monkey squirel in Algebra class. (I was high) But for all you brave
souls out their who will actually read the story...may god be with you.
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Ryo strolls pleasantly threw the forest surroundings hmming a song to herself when
suddenly an errie song is sung at least 50 feet away.
"Mmmagic the monkey..squirel."
Ryo eyes widen in horror
"What the hell was that?"
Ryo suddenly takes out her pistel and sees a smuge on it. She looks around to make
sure no one's watching then whipes the smuge of useing her shirt. The Gun then
sparkels. (LIKE THIS!)
"Sparkle Sparkle."
Ryo slowly slinks over to the area where the song it comeing from.
"Mmmagic the monkey..squirel."
The song now comes from behind.
Ryo back flips suddenly then aims right at the bush where it came from. The bush
rustles. Ryo aims higher. It rustles again. Ryo aims higher. It rustels again. Ryo
is now almost aiming at the sky. Suddenly some two feet tall and fluffy pops out
from the bushes. Ryo lowers her gun down again.
"What the hell are you?"
Ryo pokes at it.
"Magic the monkey-squirel!" It replys in a chipmunk type voice.
"Oh...why didn't I think of that?"
Magic started to turn around in circles and sings it's song while holding on to it
little top hat and magic wand.
Ryo laughs alittle then her smile cracks as the little thing falls on it's head and
it cracks open.
Suddenly two fluffy paws come out and drag the body into the bushes. Then another one
pops out and starts singing.
"Eh..heh heh." ^.^*
Another one pops out. Then another. Then another. Then Another. The pretty soon their
are about 500 of them everywhere.
"Oh shit." 0.0
Suddenly at that word then all turn they're head's at the same time to look at Ryo and
say in sequence.
"You said bad word..Magic says...DIE!"
Ryo's eyes bulge as the 500 of them grow 20 feet tall with huge blood shot eyes.
"Well, there's only on thing to do now..."
Ryo takes out two huge machine guns then yells and shots everything that moves.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Final after an hour and when Ryo finally runs out of amo there is nothing left
but ashes and the dead bodies of all the little furry creatures.
Dragon duet sudden pops out of the only bush left with a huge flame thrower.
"BBBBUUUUUUURRRNNNN!"
"Too late."
"AW MAN!"
"come on I'll bye you a coke."
"Well...."
"Oh alright. We can stop by the old house down the street and you can burn it ok?"
"OK!"
Ryo and Duet walk down the path ways to Ryo's car.
In the pile of ashes and bodies one of the fuzzy arms moves..then a monkey squirrel
pops out with blood red eyes and fangs. Fade out.
up Msgc the monkey squirel in Algebra class. (I was high) But for all you brave
souls out their who will actually read the story...may god be with you.
********************************************
Ryo strolls pleasantly threw the forest surroundings hmming a song to herself when
suddenly an errie song is sung at least 50 feet away.
"Mmmagic the monkey..squirel."
Ryo eyes widen in horror
"What the hell was that?"
Ryo suddenly takes out her pistel and sees a smuge on it. She looks around to make
sure no one's watching then whipes the smuge of useing her shirt. The Gun then
sparkels. (LIKE THIS!)
"Sparkle Sparkle."
Ryo slowly slinks over to the area where the song it comeing from.
"Mmmagic the monkey..squirel."
The song now comes from behind.
Ryo back flips suddenly then aims right at the bush where it came from. The bush
rustles. Ryo aims higher. It rustles again. Ryo aims higher. It rustels again. Ryo
is now almost aiming at the sky. Suddenly some two feet tall and fluffy pops out
from the bushes. Ryo lowers her gun down again.
"What the hell are you?"
Ryo pokes at it.
"Magic the monkey-squirel!" It replys in a chipmunk type voice.
"Oh...why didn't I think of that?"
Magic started to turn around in circles and sings it's song while holding on to it
little top hat and magic wand.
Ryo laughs alittle then her smile cracks as the little thing falls on it's head and
it cracks open.
Suddenly two fluffy paws come out and drag the body into the bushes. Then another one
pops out and starts singing.
"Eh..heh heh." ^.^*
Another one pops out. Then another. Then another. Then Another. The pretty soon their
are about 500 of them everywhere.
"Oh shit." 0.0
Suddenly at that word then all turn they're head's at the same time to look at Ryo and
say in sequence.
"You said bad word..Magic says...DIE!"
Ryo's eyes bulge as the 500 of them grow 20 feet tall with huge blood shot eyes.
"Well, there's only on thing to do now..."
Ryo takes out two huge machine guns then yells and shots everything that moves.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Final after an hour and when Ryo finally runs out of amo there is nothing left
but ashes and the dead bodies of all the little furry creatures.
Dragon duet sudden pops out of the only bush left with a huge flame thrower.
"BBBBUUUUUUURRRNNNN!"
"Too late."
"AW MAN!"
"come on I'll bye you a coke."
"Well...."
"Oh alright. We can stop by the old house down the street and you can burn it ok?"
"OK!"
Ryo and Duet walk down the path ways to Ryo's car.
In the pile of ashes and bodies one of the fuzzy arms moves..then a monkey squirrel
pops out with blood red eyes and fangs. Fade out.