Oh, I'm so, so, so evil. I'm not only borrowing Takahashi's characters, I'm borrowing the lyrics from Gilbert and Sullivan. Twice the crime, twice the glory, right? This silly little song is based off of They'll None of Them Be Missed from The Mikado. See, it's all Japanese to me! Here Nabiki vents a bit about the odd and irritating people who are on her list. And trust me, you don't want to be on Nabiki's list.



They'll None of Them Be Missed

Nabiki: As some day it may happen that a victim must be found,
I've got a little list--I've got a little list
Of dojo-wrecking idiots who might well be underground,
And who never would be missed--who never would be missed!
There's the sex-changing martial artists who fight all night and day--
And their paternal figures who go on about the Way--
Katana-wielding mothers who obsess on manliness--
And every single personage who adds unto the mess--
Worst the ancient perverts who after bras and breasts persist--
They'd none of 'em be missed--they'd none of 'em be missed!

Cast: She's got 'em on the list--she's got 'em on the list;
And they'll none of 'em be missed--they'll none of 'em be miss'd!

Nabiki: There's the Amazon fiancee, and the others of her race,
And the hidden weapons expert--I've got him on the list!
And the hideous old crone with her all-knowing ancient face,
They never would be miss'd--they never would be miss'd!
Then the idiot who praises, with odd Shakespearean tone,
All ladies he encounters, but she who collects his loan;
And the lady from the provinces, who dresses like a guy,
And who in the contest for Ranma's heart thinks that she must vie;
And that singular anomaly, the mad lady gymnast--
I don't think she'd be missed--I'm sure she'd not be missed!

Chorus: She's got her on the list--she's got her on the list;
And she don't think she'll be missed--she's sure she won't be miss'd!

Nabiki: And that little piggy nuisance, who starts nearly every fight,
The pine-appled principle--I've got him on the list!
The various cross-dressers and weekly men of might--
They'd none of 'em be missed--they'd none of 'em be missed.
The constant stream of fiancees and marriage-seeking princes,
And the elders with odd-sounding ki-attacks and defenses,
The freaks, perverts, and loonies whose names I often forget--
But that they qualify for the list I'd willingly bet.
There are so many names that I would like to see on the list,
For they'd none of 'em be missed--they'd none of 'em be missed!

Chorus: You may put 'em on the list--you may put 'em on the list;
And they'll none of 'em be missed--they'll none of 'em be missed!