Disclaimer: I think its kind of obvious that I don't own Naruto cause I'm just a poor redneck woman well teenager but hey
Ok so for my readers this is a first time fic and yes this is the only chapter sorry bout it but I think its funny.
It was just a normal sunny morning in the Village Hidden in the Leaves. Our three Genine heroes were getting ready to train. Let's look in on them now.
"Sasuke-kun" Our preppy pink haired heroine Sakura was trying to hug the black haired boy Sasuke.
"Get off can't you see I'm trying to write a suicide poem" Said the moody emo boy "God sometimes I feel like no one understands me".
"I don't what she sees in that emo loser" Our famous blonde hero (Whom the show is named after) grumbles to himself "At least I'm normal".
"Okay you three lets get to training" The pervert Kakashi appears out of nowhere reading a porno.
"Kakashi, you're late" Sakura whined. "Just shut up already and start training" Kakashi screamed at them.
"God I'm too emo to train" Sasuke said grabbing a kunai and cutting his arm open "I'm too busy signing notes in my own blood".
"Shut up Sasuke you lame ass emo idiot" Naruto growled throwing a Shuriken at him. It hit him in the back.
"Naruto you idiot" Sakura yelled at him kicking him in the head "Don't hurt Sasuke".
"Yeah he is too busy doing it to himself" Naruto grumbled as Sasuke stabbed his hand with his Kunai "That's it I'm gonna go see if I can find Hinata at least she don't have a thing for emos". Sakura just stood there staring as Naruto went off.
"Hinata are you here" Naruto said knocking on her hotel door "Let's go off and get some food what do ya say".
"Oh Naruto" The normally shy girl said opening the door and throwing her arms around his neck "I would love to".
"Ok lets make some Ramen and find a secluded spot to eat" He said.
"I was just making some Ramen" Hinata said "How about you come in".
"Sure sounds good" Naruto said going inside "I'd be happy too". He followed her inside ate Ramen drank sake and did a few things that I won't mention. While the town got lit on fire resulting in Naruto's fox spirit taking control.
"Hey dawg hows it hangin in the hood" Naruto's fox spirit is a gangsta "Dang girl back dat ass up".
"What the…" Sakura gasped.
"Can't you see I'm listening to My Chemical Romance" Sasuke said in an emo voice
"And I'm trying to put on black Nail Polish".
"What ever my dawg so girl wanna come back to my crib" Naruto asked grabbed Sakura's arm "We can do a little plumbin ya feel me".
He drug her off to his room and the did more stuff that I won't explain cause ya know. The town was saved and Sasuke ended up killing himself whereas Naruto had plenty of threesomes with Hinata and Sakura as well as makin it with every other girl on the show.
THE END
Well hoped ya liked it I know its kind of weird but it's the first Naruto fic I've ever written and I just got the idea for emo Sasuke cause it made sense don't ya think I might be writin a parody of Lars the Emo Kid (If you wanna see it go on You Tube and type in Lars the Emo Kid) and Sasuke will be the Emo Kid.