Disclaimer: I sadly don't own Harry Potter or School's Out by Alice Cooper. I think the only thing I own is this written form of my imagination, which isn't much.
This is for all the people that are sick of mushy song-fics. Hoo-rah!
Well, we got no choice
All the girls and boys
Nobody was paying attention during History of Magic. Maybe because it was the last class of the year. Maybe because it was History of Magic. Who knows?
Makin' all that noise
'Cause they found new toys
Ron, looking around cautiously, slowly reached into his bag and pulled out what looked like a firework. He made a motion to Harry, who pulled out a small silver box thing. Ron put the firework out and signaled to Harry. Of course, Harry wanted to be different and special, so he flicked the lighter and started the fuse on the firework the Muggle way. Nobody saw it coming. The firework exploded, shooting flames everywhere. It was the exact same firework the Weasley twins set off so many years ago. The problem was that the twins set it off in a big corridor, where as Ron, who was clearly not thinking, set it off in a small classroom full of people.
Well, we can't salute ya
Can't find a flag
If that don't suit ya
That's a drag
Professor Binns, who would have continued talking even if a bomb went off, continued teaching even though all Hell was breaking loose around him.
"RUN!" Ron shouted. Everyone throw the doors open, right when the final bell went off.
Since Hogwarts was a very…different school, everyone stopped what they were doing, and started singing and dancing.
School's out for summer
School's out forever
School's been blow to pieces
Everybody was now on the grounds know, still singing and dancing. The fireworks had finally gotten out of Professor Binns's classroom and were shooting out of windows all over Hogwarts. It looked like a scene from a concert. Even Filch was having fun, doing back-flips with Dumbledore across the grounds.
No more pencils
No more books
No more teachers' dirty looks
Snape suddenly walked up to all the aspiring Zac Efron's and Ashley Tisdale's and roared in a very important voice. "WHAT IS THIS RUMPOUS?!"
Without further ado, he was soon being pelted with quills, which are very pointy, and heavy books, successfully knocking him out.
Dumbledore gave the students a very parental look and said, "Now, now children. What did I tell you about attacking your teachers?"
All the students then replied, "Tell them to duck first."
"That's right." Dumbledore said happily.
Well, we got no class
And we got no principles
And we got no innocence
We can't even think of a word that rhymes
All the students then started breaking all the rules. And I mean ALL the rules. Most of Hufflepuff started playing soccer with Nearly-Headless Nick's head while Draco and Pansy started doing… uhh…inappropriate thing on the lawn. Nobody didn't even notice Professor Trelawney kill Mrs. Norris.
School's out for summer
School's out forever
School's been blow to pieces
The fireworks must have gotten to Flitwick's secret rum stash, because all of the sudden, Hogwarts blew up! Piece of the castle started to rain down on the students, but the magic of song-and-dance made the pieces of castle ricochet off to London, making most of the Londoners think the sky was falling.
No more pencils
No more books
No more teachers' dirty looks
Snape was waking up from unconsciousness when Dumbledore finally remembered that he was supposed to be dead. He ran over to Snape and began to throw more things at Snape, before sticking his tongue out at the dead Snape and then ascended to Heaven.
Out for summer
Out 'til fall
We might not go back at all
Everyone was singing again and celebrating, because Hogwarts was now a hole in the ground, and everyone was thinking of was to push all their enemies off glaciers at Durmstrong.
School's out forever
School's out for summer
School's out with fever
School's out completely
The Ford Anglia then drove out of the Forbidden Forest. It was drown by the music and had just recently watched Grease. Harry, Ron, and Hermione had been waiting to make a spectacular exit, so after they blow off the roof of the Ford Anglia and painted it white, they hopped into the car and drove off into the sunset.
Do you likey? A sequel is to come, but with different books and songs. Please Review! I don't care if it is a hello or if you want to vent out your anger of the world at me. I just want to know that I'm not the only crazt person in the world, even if I have to be your secret psychologist.
Peace, Love, and Pineapples!
Murray