Speedwagon and Zeppeli were having a nice evening out on the Thames in a duck foot paddleboat.
"Lovely Day today, isn't it, Speedy?" Said Zeppeli.
"Y-yeah." Speedwagon answered nervously.
"How's Jonathan doing?"
"Good. I mean, we were both with him literally yesterday. And breakfast this morning."
"Oh yes" Zeppeli answers in a deep sweat. "How could I have forgotten"
Speedwagon put his hand on Zeppeli's knee. "Are you okay?" He asked worriedly. "You are acting kind of strange."
Zeppeli starts sweating buckets. His feet are paddling like one of them fancy automobiles. He's become a human Niagara falls. Zeppeli lifts his hat up, and underneath appears two wine glasses and a bottle of Pino Grigio. "Have a drink" Zeppeli says charmingly but is still sweating profusely. His hand shakes as he goes to pour the drink. He tries to hand it to Speedwagon, but he accidently spills a little on his man-boobs. "Oh nO! oh dear! Let me get that!" Zeppeli pulls out a white handkerchief and goes to wipe Speedwagon's shirt.
"Oh, thank you!" Speedwagon replies." As the two blushed excitedly and peddled their hearts out, they failed to notice the oncoming log in the path of the boat. The log rams into the paddleboat, and the impact causes Zeppeli to be trust forward onto Speedwagon's man pillows. Zeppeli could hear the sound of Speedwagon's heart thumping like 10 billion horses galloping into the sunset. Zeppeli face flushes deeply like a beautiful Italian tomato. Speedwagon looks in embarrassment, I cannot look Zeppeli in the eye. Zeppeli regains his balance on his side of the boat, and starts to apologize. He looks up, and catches Speedwagon's eyes. Roses burst out of the air and everything turn sparkly. The look longingly into each other's eyes.
"Speedwagon, I have something Important to tell you. It's something I've been meaning to say for a very long time. Ever since you warmed my arm with your hot, hot abs, I could stop thinking about you. Speedwagon, I-I-I LOVE YOU!
Speedwagon blushes even harder. "Z-Zeppeli, I feel the same! You don't understand how happy it makes me feel that my feelings are reciprocated." The two just sit there for a while, the boat gently gliding along. They are so immersed in just looking at each other's hot bods that they failed to notice the log had made a hole in the boat and it was sinking. It was a very sharp log. Not a plot device or anything.,B-baka.
They missed the titanic moment. But they didn't care. Zeppeli reaches out his hand, and Speedwagon takes it. The cold water is rising quickly, so they got closer to keep warm. The boat eventually sunk beneath them, so they treaded while holding hands. They were so gay for each other; they failed to swim to shore and died.
The End.