A/N: I love the Akatsuki and now is the time they get their own drama story… This story explains its self in the title. It's a bunch of stories I'm working on based around the anger, love, hate, man-sex, and lemon-ness of the Akatsuki members. THIS IS A YAOI. If you do not enjoy yaoi, then leave. Comments are loved. The pairings are a mystery at each chapter… Oh em gee!
Enjoy.
P.S. These stories do connect to one another, they are not individual stories
Stories range from being consensual to non-consensual (rape), so be warned. Also beware the OOC-Monster. Enjoy.
Akatsuki Drama HouseSeveral Stories of the Akatsuki Yaoi Life A Work in Progress
Story One- Hidan's Loathing
The day was bland. Clouds above gently traced the sun. Wind was delicately flowing with light and tasty air. It was an ideal day for a walk.
"Where is Hidan?" Itachi asked with a sense of irritation.
"He's been gone since morning, I don't know." Kakuzu sighed.
"Perhaps he is just scouting, don't worry Itachi-sama." Kisame quickly declared, realizing Itachi's frustration.
Itachi was not in the mood for company, Kisame could tell. Whenever he was annoyed Kisame detected that Itachi would ask numerous questions, his eyes flashed and he would sigh exceedingly. He was aggravated at the fact that Kakuzu was following them. Although there was a main instigator to his anger, Kisame could not see the purpose as to why.
"Where are we going?" Kakuzu asked.
Itachi grit his teeth. Kisame glanced to him and took a deep breath. "Just to a resting place." He proclaimed.
"Oh look!" Kisame suddenly exclaimed as he looked ahead. "There's Hidan!"
"In all his greasy-hair glory…" Kakuzu pouted.
"Where have you been?" Kisame asked.
"I went on ahead, I didn't want to travel with that." Hidan chuckled, pointing to Kakuzu.
"So you dropped him on us…" Itachi grumbled, walking instantly past Hidan and continuing the path.
"Something wrong?" Hidan asked, looking to Kisame.
"Uhn." Kisame grunted, rushing ahead to walk by Itachi.
Hidan glared at Kakuzu with dipped brows. He crossed his arms then followed the other two.
Once they had reached a small pond, they rested. Hidan sat far away from Kakuzu who ignored Hidan all together. Kisame and Itachi sat on the bank of the pond, staring at the Koi within the water. Itachi was still very irritated. Kisame kept quiet.
"You okay?" Kisame whispered, leaning towards Itachi.
Itachi blankly glared at the rippling water. "Hn." He mumbled.
With such simple words Kisame sighed. He cleared his throat then gently placed his hand upon Itachi's. To much of Kisame's surprise, Itachi responded by clenching the shark's hand with his own.
Kakuzu grumbled, seeing Kisame and Itachi's subtle affection. He sneered, throwing a stone into the water.
"Gross." He groaned.
"You would say that." Hidan hissed at him. He would have yelled at him if he had said anything. Anything to talk to him.
"Was I speaking to you?" Kakuzu growled.
"So you were talking to yourself? Crazy money bag." Hidan huffed.
At that moment Kisame and Itachi stood. Hand in hand they calmly walked off out of view.
"Where are they off to?" Hidan sighed.
"Probably off to fuck." Kakuzu grumbled angrily.
"Ah! Kakuzu how dare you simplify their love to such vulgar means!" Hidan gasped.
Kakuzu merely glared at him in a puzzled stare. "What?!" He said after a long pause.
"You're an idiot." Hidan sighed with a crooked smile.
"They're in love, I think it's sweet."
"I think it jeopardizes our missions." Kakuzu crossed his arms.
"Itachi seems to do quite well in battle, especially paired with Kisame. They complete each other. It's perfect." Hidan smiled.
"And then when one falls, the other follows. The other will be so devastated by the death of the other they'll fall." Kakuzu said.
"So negative." Hidan pouted.
"I think partners fight better… when they're… in love." Hidan steadily said as a slight blush came over his pale cheeks.
"I think you're a sucker for love." Kakuzu glared at him.
"So what if I am? You can't go on through life with out someone to live for and love." Hidan said.
"Yes you can… You don't have someone, you just proved yourself wrong." Kakuzu said.
"…Yes I do…" Hidan whispered.
"Huh?" Kakuzu sat straight.
"No. Nothing-nothing!" Hidan blushed, turning away.
"Who is it?" Kakuzu asked.
"No, ignore me. That should be easy for you to do." Hidan laughed.
"Is it your religion?" Kakuzu asked.
"I said ignore it." Hidan demanded.
"The Leader?" Kakuzu continued.
"Stop guessing!" Hidan yelled.
"I wanna know." Kakuzu pouted.
Hidan was blushing a complete red. He knew he looked ridiculous. He looked towards the ground, playing with a few strands of grass. He coughed slightly, only out of nerves. Kakuzu was staring at him in wonder. Hidan knew he was judging him, he always does.
He wondered if Kakuzu knew how he felt. He wondered if Kakuzu could see him as glass. Hidan regretted ever bringing the conversation up. Kakuzu was judging him. He was scowling with his eyes. At least, that is what Hidan thought he was doing. Hidan was unsure of anything anymore. Ever since he realized the feelings he had for Kakuzu.
He had passionate feelings for the strange, sewn-up rag-doll known as Kakuzu. He always found their arguments as a way to speak to Kakuzu, anything to make him speak. He loved his tone, his strange body, him in general. The only true thing that bothered him was how Kakuzu voiced himself. With nonstop frowning upon others, his impatience, his greed, it made Hidan so worried to love him. The mere thought of Kakuzu being tender, kind or even human was a simplistic dream forever on the horizon. Despite the rag-doll's ignorance and arrogance, Hidan admired him. Kakuzu was a strange partner, but he was Hidan's partner. Although they fought uncontrollably, Hidan always was happy to call Kakuzu his partner and would not have it any other way. With that kept in his mind, Hidan, each day, fell deeper and deeper into a vast cesspool of a love/hate relationship with Kakuzu. He loved him but hated him all the same. Perhaps it was just his image he loved. But who could gaze upon a stitched, tattered, large, muscular rag-doll and call them beautiful?
Hidan could.
"I have to go!" Hidan called out as he stood, feeling that his face was on fire. His mind was almost in shreds.
Kakuzu remained silent, glaring at Hidan.
Hidan turned about and ran a few miles away from the pond, finally collapsing at the foot of a tree. He clutched at his pendant around his neck, unable to completely clasp it due to his shuddering hands. Once he had the accessory at his palm he kissed it and laid it back onto his chest.
"Stupid Kakuzu." He growled.
He crossed his legs and then his arms, sitting straight against the tree. He took a long breath and looked to the sky.
"Stupid… bastard Kakuzu." Hidan cursed, his brow tilting.
'His dumb jet black eyes… Like a night sky with a full moon.' He thought to himself, turning his head aside.
'His pale skin… Like cream.'
'His thin… ragged lips.'
'His strong voice…' Hidan's eyes twitched.
"I'll never get over this." He sighed in an aggressive tone.
His hands unfolded to land upon his lap. He looked down with a distorted frown. As he stared at his pants a long, deep shiver ran up his spine, making him jerk.
"My cravings are so forbidden…" He groaned as his eyes closed.
His fingers twitched. His heart pounded and it was not from his run. It was from the mere images in his mind. He looked back to his pants. A small amount of sweat built on him.
"Does it matter…?" He sighed again.
His hands dug after his zipper. Hidan clenched his toes as he revealed himself to the outside world. The wind was cold, but it felt nice. A whimper escaped him to what he was about to do. Shakily, his hands traced the sensitive organ. A sharp air filled his mouth where he kept it for a long time before letting it rush out in one rigid blow. His hands were so very cold, it was hard to get used to the temperature. With a simple sigh he began. His hands began to molest him. He curled his torso forward, almost as if shrouding his actions. He shut his eyes tight, trying to block off the sun as if it judged him.
"So… wrong…" He panted.
Gentle waves of sensation filled his every hand movement. His thigh muscles constricted. His fingers clenched harder almost involuntarily. Gradually he was becoming hard. It was taking longer than usual. Something was plaguing him. His member was so cold and disobedient.
Hidan looked up, something felt strange. As if eyes were on him. He looked about, finding nothing. He sighed deeply and continued in trying to provoke his erection.
"H-hah… Kakuzu." Hidan moaned, trying desperately to picture his target.
"Kakuzu." He repeated.
"Yes?"
Hidan lunged forward to the sudden voice. He used his cloak to shield himself abruptly. Looking back he saw the large man that was Kakuzu.
"Kakuzu you sneaky, tall, freak, weasel bastard!!" Hidan yelled out in a deep flustered blush, trying so desperately to cloak his member.
"You called my name… If had known you were calling just to yell at me I wouldn't have come…" Kakuzu stated.
"…What are you doing anyway?" He asked suddenly after noticing Hidan's strange, dog-like position.
"I-I…" Hidan tried straightening without having himself exposed to Kakuzu.
"I'm… Thinking… of-of how… How stupid you are, now go away!" Hidan blurted out anything that came to mind, struggling to get at his zipper without harming himself.
"You are so flushed… are you hot?" Kakuzu asked, stepping from behind the tree that separated Hidan and him.
"No! Stop!" Hidan called out, pulling his cloak further together in a very obvious manner.
Kakuzu was silent for a long while, just staring at Hidan's sad attempt to veil himself. It took him awhile to realize a simple answer.
He jokingly gasped, placing his hands to his mouth. "You're sinning, aren't you?!" He teasingly said.
"Kakuzu, please leave…" Hidan frowned.
Kakuzu laughed slightly. "Ho-ho." He cracked his knuckles as he laughed.
"You were touching yourself." He said simply.
Hidan looked to the ground in shame. Kakuzu looked at him with glistening eyes suddenly.
'A little action tonight…'He gasped lightheartedly again. "To my name and visage?!"
"Kakuzu, I'm embarrassed enough, please go away." Hidan said in a dismayed tone.
"Oh come now, you think you're the only one doing it?" Kakuzu tried to comfort him.
He tried. He merely did it because he was urging for sexual attention. Hidan is there, ready, and in love. He's an opportunist.
"Don't be embarrassed." He whispered, crouching to Hidan's level and placing his hands upon the man's shoulders.
Hidan growled to his touch. "You're being a jerk, stop." He tugged his head away from Kakuzu's voice.
"I'm comforting you and you're yelling at me." Kakuzu purred, leaning a good amount over Hidan.
Hidan tossed one hand to where Kakuzu hung over him and pushed. He growled like a distempered bear. "Back up."
"Come now… Don't be shy." Kakuzu chuckled as his strong hands yanked at Hidan's clothes upon his shoulders.
"What are you doing?!" Hidan gasped.
Kakuzu smiled, one could tell he was from his eyes. The larger man pushed Hidan forward, trying to force him onto his hands and knees. Hidan opposed to this by turning about swiftly and pressing the instep of his feet onto Kakuzu's chest.
"Stop!" He called out.
Kakuzu, impressed by Hidan's random stunt, grabbed the man's ankles and forced his legs down. "What's up with you? You fantasize about me and when you finally do get a chance to have me… You literally push me away!" Kakuzu hissed.
"You're going too fast!" Hidan yelled.
Kakuzu sighed, lowering his head. In the process of looking down he noticed how Hidan's cloak was steadily drifting open again. He grinned crookedly behind his mask.
"Open up." He whispered huskily.
Hidan shook his head rapidly as he stood finally. He hurriedly patched himself up away from the world. With a simple slick move through his hair he was poised again.
Crossing his arms he looked down on Kakuzu. "I will NEVER sleep with you." He bluntly said.
"What-I-I don't understand you at all!" Kakuzu quickly stood with fists clenched.
"Exactly why I won't." Hidan said in an insipid tone.
"Wha--?" Kakuzu grumbled.
"Until you learn to be selfless I will not even graze your flesh. I promised myself that." Hidan said.
"You're a pompous, harsh, loveless brute."
"You talk so god-damn much…" Kakuzu sighed, confused to a great extreme. With that said he instantly decided to return to the resting location.
Hidan watched him brashly walk off. He sighed with relief.
"I can't imagine touching you." A stiff shiver ran about his body. "If I pull one thread… money might fall out." He turned his head in disgrace.
'Kakuzu is still Kakuzu… No matter how impressive or handsome he is…'He sat back at his tree, staring into the leaves. "You're just a pretty face…"
To Be Continued
After the Fact Notes: Lol? Threads will hurt during man smex. I promise better. And I promise Kakuzu ex someone because Kakuzu is so cuddly cute (not being sarcastic). I like how Kisame and Itachi just kind of walked off screen to make love. :P
Lol, I am so tired.