Johnny Bravo is just walking down the street on his way home and is looking around his surroudings. The beautiful buildings and fancy cars. He sees a lady in a bright green dress and she gives him a meanmugg. He now just looks away.
He is now looking at an outside Chinese takeout restaurant and sees the owner swat flies in the way.
"I hate flies."
"WHAT DID YOU CALL ME!" The woman runs after after Johnny and is now in his grill.
Johnny has stopped moving because of this lady.
"I didn't call you anything."
"Yes you did! YOU CALLED ME A FLY! DO I look like a fly to you!"
"No but you are just as annoying ."
"Haha! Very funny you jerk!"
"There is something on tv I wonna see."
"So a movie on TV is more important than ME!"
"Look lady I don't want any trouble."
"Then you better apologize."
"Fine. I'm sorry."
"Not good enough." The hoyden now pulls her dress up revealing her bottom.
"Now kiss my ass like a good little boy."
Johnny now raises is eyebrow up
"Yea whatever."
Johnny is now walking toward her, but to her disappointment he just walks past her.
"Come back here! I SAID KISS MY ASS!"
"Look crazy creep! Vince McMahon retired years ago. I ain't kissin no ass."
"KISS MY ASS!"
Johnny has now reached in his pocket and pulled out a tazer.
"Look lady don't make me pull out my basic bitch repellent!"
"I dare you to... AAAAAHH! BUZZZZZZ!"
There is now a black skinned burnt woman on the ground. With a now torn up dark green dress. And her hair looks like a monkey tried to cook it.
"AAAAAHHHH!" The woman charges for Johnny again but now she has fallen in a sewer pipe, and Johnny continues walking without looking back.
Out of no where there is a red armored man coming out of the sky. It is Ironman!
He tries to stop Johnny.
"Halt! Why did you let that girl fall in the sewer?"
Ironman is trying to keep up with Johnny's pace.
"If you were around her for 2 seconds. You would have thrown her in the sewer yourself!"
"I am Ironman. I am awesome. She wouldn't have said that to me. I am better than you."
"Yea whatever."
"Go back and get her. NOW!"
Ironamn now has stopped Johnny by jumping in front of him.
"Look Tin brain. First beat Thor. Then you have permission to come for me."
"GRRRRR! why you!"
Click!
Johnny now notices that the taser was only loaded for one shot.
"Hahahaha! Now you're mine!"
The clouds have now darked up and a huge lighting bolt is headed for the two!"
"AAAAAHHHHH! BUZZZZZZ! System malfunctioning."
The bolt has hit Ironman. Ironman is now lying on the ground all fried up.
"Oooooh! Jarvis help me!"
Johnny raises his eyebrows.
"Yea whatever." and walks off.
"Another strange day in this strange city."