Interview with Stewie Griffin Me:Hello Stewie.
Stewie:Set me free imbisile.
Me:I am sorry about kidnaping you Stewie but the people have questions.
Stewie:Fine.
Me:First question why do you hate Lois?
Stewie:I just do I've never known anything but hate for women.
Me:Which brings me to my next question are you gay?
Stewie:Define 'gay' for me would you.
Me:Do you have...iminent feelings for dudes not chicks?
Stewie:Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm possibly...wait I mean um no no no.
Me:Okay whatever next question whats up with that stupid teddy bear?
Stewie:Well your starting to pry but if you must know I use him for a friend since everyone else hates me.
Me:Dude are you crying?
Stewie:(now sobbing)No.
Me:Wow you are lame aren't you wait I know the answer...yes you are.
Stewie:You know what you suck you really really suck.
Me:Okay you know what I think I'm gonna let you leave.
Stewie:Finnaly freedom after all this time!
Me:Dude you've only been here 1 hr.
Stewie:Ha I know that I just needed you to admit it Me:Dude have you lost your mind?
Stewie:Perhaps I have.
Me:Dude you are lame.
Stewie:Boo hoo.
Me:You're free just shut up and leave.