Primarily KidoNeji, but it will skip between the named ships. I have no idea how long this story is going to be, but I hope you enjoy it.
It was such a pointless mission. Pointless and dangerous. Of course he knew the information was valuable, but there had to be a better way to go about getting it. Kidomaru let out a heavy sigh as he fastened the leaf village head band behind his head.
"Try not to worry,"
Sakon mumbled as he took Kidomaru's hair down. Said teen scoffed and blew a strand of hair out of his face
"Easy for you to say; you don't have to go. Shouldn't Orochimaru send someone who's more likely to fit in?"
He grumbled; rubbing his second right arm. Sakon hummed a small chuckle
"You'll be fine,"
He assured. Kidomaru scoffed again as he tugged at the leaf ninja chunin vest
"Whatever,"
He humphed. Sakon giggled softly again as he smiled up at his secret best friend
"You should get going soon,"
He hummed. Kidomaru scoffed again as he followed after Sakon. He smirked and thumped Ukon in the forehead; stirring the older twin.
"What?"
He grumbled in his typical, sleep-raspy voice. Kidomaru shrugged
"Nothing,"
He teased. Ukon snarled at the younger male
"You irritate me, you know that?"
He growled; growing his hand out of Sakon's back to poke Kidomaru in the chest. The spider-nin chuckled softly as he and the twins left the hideout
"See you later?"
Sakon sounded worried. Kidomaru smiled and nodded
"Of course,"
He assured. The worry left Sakon's, normally cold, eyes and his usual confidence returned before he nodded and ran back inside. Kidomaru's confidence seemed to drain the farther Sakon got and he chewed his lower lip before turning to head out.
"Try not to die, Freak!"
Tayuya called as Kidomaru headed off. The spider-like teen just smirked to himself; he'd long since grown used to Tayuya's teasing, Jirobo took her foul language much too seriously in his opinion. Although he would never admit it to them; he really did see the other members of the sound 5 as the only family he's ever had. It didn't take as long as he'd originally anticipated to get to Konoha and was rather disappointed by how easy it was to slip into the place. Guess no one had a reason to question the head band.
Kidomaru sighed somewhat as he leisurely walked through the village. He wasn't even entirely sure what he was looking for, but he knew if he couldn't go back without it. He glanced up at the sound of someone talking to a girl, a hyperactive blonde shyly yet enthusiastically asking a pink haired girl on a date, to which she bluntly refused and walked away. The blonde's happy demeanor turned sad as soon as she was out of his site. Kidomaru scoffed slightly and ran his hand through his hair; why had he let Sakon take it down? Kidomaru took a deep breath and stopped walking to take a look at his surroundings; what exactly was he looking for again? He sighed and grumbled under his breath; popping his second left shoulder before continuing through the village to map out it's layout in his head.
He came to the academy and stared blankly at the building; he was raised and taught how to be a ninja by Orochimaru, so he didn't know what it was like to sit in a classroom and learn from a teacher. He cringed at the memories of the relentless bullying from his time before he'd met Orochimaru and decided that the isolated learning environment was probably for the best. He perked up slightly when he heard someone stop walking behind him
"Look mommy; that man looks funny,"
A little girl's voice giggled. Kidomaru turned to look at a woman and her child, the mother was too busy gawking at Kidomaru to respond to her daughter. The spider-nin narrowed his eyes at the woman and began walking in her direction; intent on giving her a piece of his mind, only to quickly remember that he was on a mission and going off on this snob would only bring attention to himself. Instead, Kidomaru just ruffled the little girl's hair with his third left arm then walked passed them. She giggled delightedly; a reaction that caused Kidomaru's anger to melt away and a small, genuine smile cracked his lips.
After mapping out the village center, Kidomaru found himself in what he could only guess was the training field. He cocked an eyebrow at the site of a seriously over enthusiastic Jonin training what Kidomaru assumed was his team of Genin. The team consisted of the usual 2 boys and a girl, the girl, Kidomaru decided, was fairly cute and wore her brown hair in 2 buns, one of the boys looked like he could be the Jonin's son, and the last boy was a Hyuga with down brown hair and pale, fair skin. The Jonin halted in his overly enthusiastic explanation to look over at Kidomaru. The spy cocked his eyebrow again in acknowledgment
"Interested in joining our training?"
The Jonin asked over enthusiastically. Kidomaru looked over at the Genin and for a moment seriously contemplated taking the Jonin up on his offer. Instead, he shook his head
"I'll just watch for today,"
He muttered. The Jonin stuck his thumb up at the sound Nin and grinned
"That's fine by me; it's probably better that you get a feel for our special training before you jump to it anyway!"
He exclaimed. Kidomaru flinched slightly; not used to someone so overly enthusiastic about everything. The girl smiled at Kidomaru
"What's your name?"
She asked kindly. Kidomaru let his eyes drift to her
"… Kidomaru,"
He muttered after contemplating whether or not to use an alias before ultimately deciding that there was no need since there was no way they could possibly have him on file. Her smile grew
"I'm Tenten. Sorry about our Sensei; I know he can be a little over bearing,"
She sighed. The Jonin looked at her; almost in horror
"There is nothing wrong with basking in one's youth!"
He exclaimed before turning back to Kidomaru and striking a battle stance
"I am Might Guy; the leaf village's fiercest beast of battle!"
He introduced. Kidomaru cocked at eyebrow in amusement; these leaf ninjas were something else. The Genin who looked like Guy's son saluted
"Rock Lee; the leaf village's handsome devil,"
He introduced; at this point Tenten seemed embarrassed by her teammate and Sensei. The last of the rather unusual team just formally bowed in greeting
"Neji Hyuga,"
He greeted softly. Kidomaru smiled awkwardly and bowed slightly in return
"Charmed,"
He mumbled. They both straightened and Neji smiled shyly before flinching when Guy began to ramble again before turning his attention back to his Sensei. Kidomaru smiled warmly at Neji; he didn't know before what he was supposed to be doing on this stupid mission, but he knew now.
This story has no current set plot line, so feel free to give your 2 cents for anything and everything. If you guys want a chapter of one of the specific fore-mentioned ships, don't be afraid to ask; I'm sure I can mix it in one way or another. This is all for you guys; feel free to ask for anything.
The ships that were mentioned in the relationship tags are simply the ones that I can guarantee will be in the story at some point, but others may pop up, so feel free to suggest a ship if you want to see it.