one day it was bootiful dya outside in Far Aaway OgreLand and Shrek waz hornmy n lonely.
Shrek went 2 take a big walk with his big bouncing ass muscles n saw a rock.
He caressed da rock sensually, remindng him of heself.
"I im just a dis rock" He tught
"I am Big strong n very hard but also very closee 2 nature n sensitiv"
He waz sad u see.
Peeple togh he big n Scary butt really shrek had a heart n a dick full of love.
Oftn h wondrd if dis had sumthing 2 do with his similarities with onions, his real family.
the delicate layers might just reflect his own!
Humens waz just haters. Shrek decidd to finally prove it n look 4 his soulm8 dat day!
Dis fine Ogre chap kissd da rck gudbye very symbollicaly n went on 2 walk to his destiny.
The big green fellw suddenly staptd during his stroll as he heard da sound ov hoovs n gentle fur flowing in da setting sun.
"Culd it be, this pth has taken me 2 my true luv?!' Shrek pondrd
his heart wnt all doki doki as he loookd 2 all corners of tha forest 2 luk 4 the cute lil animal he waz abut 2 fill with his onion juices.
Then suddenly...A DONKEY JUMPD AT SHREK FRM BEHIND A BIG TREEE ND BET HIM IN THE DICK !1
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