letter to hermione A/N: Another hopeless Ron/Hermione song fic to Letter to Hermione by David Bowie. I tripped upon the song on Napster. I wonder who Hermione is in the song, her name is never actually mentioned. How strange…

Letter to Hermione
David Bowie



Do do do dah
Do do do dah dah da da da
Do do do dah dah

Dear Ron,

I can't believe how amazing Bulgaria is! I went with Victor's family to see him play Quidditch against France. Bulgaria won 180-60. Victor says that Bulgaria could win the cup this year, and I agree.

How is your summer Ron? I hope Pig is all right; you know he can find me even if I'm in Bulgaria. Have you spoken to Harry lately? I do hope his mean muggle relatives aren't giving him a hard time again.

Well, I hope to hear from you soon,

Your Always,
Hermione Granger


The hand that wrote this letter
Sweeps the pillow clean
So rest your head and read a treasured dream
I care for no one else but you
I tear my soul to cease the pain
I think maybe you feel the same
What can we do?
I'm not quite sure what we're supposed to do
So I've been writing just for you


Dear Hermione,

That's nice. Maybe you should marry Victor.

RON

"Damn-it!" Ron crumpled the parchment and tossed it out the window.

They say your life is going very well
They say you sparkle like a different girl
But something tells me that you hide
When all the world is warm and tired
You cry a little in the dark
Well so do I
I'm not quite sure what you're supposed to say
But I can see it's not okay


Dear Hermione,

Good for Bulgaria! Maybe you should apply for citizenship, or does that come with marrying their famous seeker?

RON

Ron took his quill and scribled through the note. He felt his face grow red and his fingers begin to shake. Why was he so jelious of Krum? He was, after all, just a famous Quidditch player who had won the heart of one of his best friends… Hermione??

He makes you laugh
He brings you out in style
He treats you well
And makes you up real fine
And when he's strong
He's strong for you
And when you kiss
It's something new
But did you ever call my name
Just by mistake?
I'm not quite sure what I'm supposed to do
So I'll just write some love to you
Dear Hermione,

I think I love you. Your smart… is that normal?

RON

"No, no, no!" Ron shreded the last letter with fury and let the pieces slip out of his enraged grip. What was he to do?

Du du duuu, du-du-du do-do-do do do doaoaoaaaa
A/N2: What did you think?? It was really, really short (especially for me), but you get the point. Please review and maybe I'll write another songfic from Hermione's view of things. ~Juliette