I do not own One Piece. I do however have up to book 7 in the manga, and I have done extensive research so as to bring you the highest quality of characterization I can.

There will be M in this story a little later on. The seen will be separated by lines so that you can either skip to or away from it. If you skip, you will miss nothing but the dirty things so don't be afraid that you're going to miss some key points, you won't. Anything in Italics is in the mind.

Read the end note!! When you are done reading that is.

The Robin Who Stole the Hawk's Eye:

Chapter 1: Going on Vacation

First allow me to describe the set of events that led up to the present.

Robin had gotten into an argument with Zolo. She became so flustered she just wanted to get off the ship and away from Zolo. Robin got into one of the lifeboats and began to lower herself down to the water. Nami who had been minding her own business (yeah right) couldn't help but over hear Robin and Zolo's fight, hell the whole crew had heard, all but Luffy who was passed out asleep (Narcolepsy sucks). Nami went above deck to find the lifeboat missing. She ran to the railing, "Robin! What are you doing!?" she called.

"Taking a vacation!," Robin called back, "don't worry I'm still tethered to the ship. I won't drift far. I just need some time to breath!"

"Be careful there is a bad storm rolling in!" Nami waved.

"I will be, thanks Nami!" Robin waved back. Relieved that Robin wasn't leaving them Nami felt a growing rage and we all know what happens when Nami get angry. She gets scary. Nami went to the corner where Zolo had crouched down and hit him on the back of the head, close fisted too.

"What the hell you do that for!?" Zolo yelled.

"Cuz you're an ass hole, why else!" Nami yelled back.

"Damn winch!" However before the two could go at it full throttle Usopp and Sanji separated the two of them. However, that didn't stop the flying of insults, and let me tell you there were a few choice words, that even I don't want to know what they meant. They were so load even Robin could hear them. Annoyed by the noise she let herself drift a little further from the ship. Finally, she had the silence she had been seeking, all quite except for the ocean. She became so relaxed she fell asleep in the lifeboat. However, back on the ship, all the fighting had actually woken Luffy up.

"What's going on?" he asked with the hint of a yawn at the end.

"Same old, same old," Sanji strained to answer as he tried to hold Zolo back from killing his beloved Nami. Zolo is a pretty strong guy after all.

"Help us out here Luffy," Usopp complained with a look of utter discomfort on his face. He didn't like being in the line of fire ever after all.

"Oh, shore thing. GeeHeeHee" Luffy grind and knocked the two of them out.

Sanji dropped Zolo with a thud; oh he is going to feel that when he gets up, "You didn't have to knock them out. My poor Nami!' Sanji cried rubbing his head against Nami's.

"Hay, what is that?" Luffy asked pointing to a rope tied to the railing. "Oh well," he exclaimed as he untied the rope and tossed it over board.

"Hay, Usopp, help me get these two into their rooms before they wake up." Sanji said picking Nami up.

"Why do you get to carry Nami?" Usopp complained, man he shore complains a lot doesn't he?

"Because she is my honey bun." Sanji replied.

"Hay, where's Robin?" Luffy asked.

"Probably in her room cooling down, we should probably leave her alone for now." Usopp replied hoisting Zolo over the back of his shoulder.

"Yeah she sounded pretty pissed off. I shore don't want to be the one she takes her anger out on." Sanji shivered, "right Luffy?...Luffy?" However Luffy had already fallen back to sleep. Hell he was snoring. "How does he do it?"

Usopp just shrugged dragging Zolo down the stares, "You got me, Come on. Hurry up before these two wakeup."

"Alright, alright," Sanji exhaled a puff of smoke. He is such a chain smoker.

About three hours later Robin woke up "That was nice," she yawned and looked up at the sky. It was clear, but getting dark. "How long have I been asleep? I'll never be able to sleep tonight now," she moaned sitting up. However when she got up she noticed a very unsettling thing. "Where is the ship!?" She grabbed the rope that was attached to her lifeboat and began to pull the line in. She had finally reached the end, "It doesn't look like it was cut." She stated very analytically. She didn't have much time to worry. It was getting dark and Nami had warned of a strong storm and Nami has never been wrong about the weather before.

She tried to prepare for the night ahead, but there was little she could do. She hadn't brought anything with her. She had not planed on being separated from the main ship. She could only prepare her state of mind for the worst. And shore enough the worst was to come.

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