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HP Goes 2 Hollywood

Chapter 1: WEIRD!

8-8-8

"Great! For Merlin's sake…where the hell are we!" the blonde Slytherin exclaimed. "This is just great! We're in a place we don't even know!"

Hermione turned to Draco and frowned "If you want to go home Malfoy then I suggest you shut up!" Hermione retorted.

Draco glared at her "This is all your fault, mud blood." Draco looked at Crabbe and Goyle "Darn that Transfiguration teacher! If she hadn't placed me at the same group with Potter and Mud blood…then I would still be there at the Wizarding world."

Harry and Hermione just rolled their eyes. "Seriously Malfoy, when will you stop whining?" Hermione said.

Draco glared at her even more "You better find a way to get us out of this mess, Granger!"

Pansy rolled her eyes too "I suggest Draco…if you want to go back home then just follow Saint Potter and Granger."

Draco turned to Pansy "Don't tell me you're on THEIR side, Parkinson."

"I'm not…I'm just sick and tired of hearing you whine. I mean seriously, you've been blabbing your mouth for the past hour. Don't you think it's rather enough?"

Draco finally shut up after hearing it from his fellow Slytherin.

"Finally!" Hermione exclaimed.

Pansy turned to Hermione "So where are we?" she asked

"I think we're at California." Hermione answered "As much as I hate it, I haven't explored the whole of the muggle world yet." Hermione said "I'm just pretty familiar with this place."

Harry was busy looking around. It was fabulous. The whole place was just fabulous. "I wish I lived here."

Hermione and Pansy turned to Harry "What?" they chorused.

Harry smiled "I wish I lived here...this place is cool."

Ron did his usual expression again "If I were to choose where I'd live…I'd choose Egypt…its cooler there."

Harry shrugged "As for me, your so called California is an ideal place for me t olive with my family."

Blaise butted in "Oh Harry! You mean our kids!"

Harry looked disgusted "Get away from me, Zabini!"

Blaise didn't look hurt as a matter of fact she looked happy "Oh come on, that's the first stage of love…denial!"

Hermione and Pansy couldn't help but roll their eyes.

Then suddenly a crew walked towards them. "There you are. We've been looking all over for all of you!" a guy said holding an organizer. "You're all late for you schedules! Especially you Daniel…I'm so disappointed with you. I told you to stay in your apartment."

Harry looked at the guy questioningly "Who are you?"

"Oh don't you play a prank on me again Mr. Radcliffe." The guy said pulling Harry by the arm. "Let's go…you're late for your daily schedule."

More of them came pulling each on of them by the arms and…was saying the same things as the weird guy.

8-8-8 (Harry…I mean Daniel's apartment)

"Don't you ever do that AGAIN!" the guy exclaimed. "As your manger and as your second parent…I should care" he said "What if something bad happens to you! Gods I don't know what I'd do!"

Harry kept silent…he didn't know what the guy was talking about. From the Mr. Radcliffe to the 'stay in your apartment'. This was really confusing all of them.

"Well…say something…your ashamed of what you did aren't you?"

Harry kept silent…still.

The manager sighed and shook his head. "Shame on you," he said then walked away.

Harry looked at his side and saw a picture. He never remembered taking a picture with Hermione and Ron wearing muggle clothes. He never even knew he took a picture with Oliver Wood.

This was getting weirder for Harry. He looked around and saw more pictures. What! A picture with Parkinson! A picture with Malfoy! This is not Harry Potter.

'They must've made a clone of me' Harry thought with disgust. 'How could they!'

8-8-8 (At Emma's Apartment)

"Don't you think you should be ashamed of what you did!" the lady exclaimed at Herm.

Hermione frowned "Could you please stop shouting at me? I don't even know who you are!"

The lady looked insulted "You don't pay me to not care for you, Ms. Watson!" She shouted even more "I am you manager! It's so impossible for you not to know me."

"Firstly, I don't pay anyone to care for me…secondly, I don't have a manger!"

"Stop pretending! I hate it when you guys do that!"

Hermione hated her! She was a screaming banshee "Shut it lady!"

The lady shut up "So this is how you want it…then you're grounded. You are to stay at your apartment for all times until you learn your lesson."

Hermione shook her head "I study okay…I'm bound to learn them."

The lady was revolted. She walked out of the room leaving Hermione alone.

8-8-8 (Tom's Apartment)

"Tom, when did you learn how to disobey me?" his manger asked.

Draco glared at the guy "What the hell are you talking about!" he asked with much irritation in his voice.

"Oh I know you know what I'm talking about!"

Draco finally blew up "STOP SHOUTING AT ME!"

His manager looked furious "Are you using a tone on me?" 'His' manager exclaimed as well.

Draco felt his blood rise up to his head. No one, as in no one has made him this angry all his life. Not even Saint Potter. Draco was surely going Avada this guy. If it was allowed by the ministry.

"Well, you want to say something?" 'His' manager asked calmly this time.

Draco rolled his eyes "Whatever, just…leave me alone you unknown man."

"Don't you call me an unknown man, Tom"

Draco glared at the guy "What do you except me to call you? Father?" Draco mocked.

"I don't know what's happened to you." The guy said that added to Draco's anger.

"Well I don't know what's wrong with you either, mud blood."

The manager frowned "Are you taking Draco's part too seriously, Tom?" he asked.

Draco stood up "What do you mean 'Draco's part'?" he asked "I am Draco!"

"You're not Draco Malfoy! You're Thomas Andrew Felton but better known as Tom Felton!" he argued.

"You! You don't know who I am! I'm Draco Malfoy! Have you completely lost your sanity boy!"

"Don't you argue with me Thomas!"

"For the last time! I AM NOT TOM! I AM DRACO MALFOY! The Malfoy heir!" Draco continued to argue.

"Heir? Are you kidding me Mr. Felton!" He shouted "This is no use!" He said hen left the room.

Draco wanted to break this guy's skull! He was so annoying! "This is weird." Malfoy mumbled to himself.

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AN: Thanks for reading the 1st chapter! Please read and review…please no flames only constructive criticism! Please please please! Thanks again pplz!