Voldemort the Crack Head
By
California Love
Once apon a time, there lived an old evil crack head by the name of Voldemort a.k.a Moldie Voldie. He was evul and had one dream; to rule the world. And to Kill Harry Potter.
But all he suceeded was to was become a crack head. here is his story:
"MALFOY!!!! SNAPE!!!" the high pitched, cold voice of Moldie Voldie called out.
Two men dressed in black clocks came rushing in.
"Yes my lord?" they asked, bowing low to the ground.
Lets back up shall we? Malfoy, is a stupid smelly old dweeb who goes to Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardy. Hid name, Draco malfoy. His dream? to be evil, to make Harry Potter go crazy, and to please his master and father, Voldemort and lucious Malfoy. But lets get one thing straight, Lucious malfoy is anything BUT lucious.
And Snape: he is an incrediply stupin moronic idiot who's main purpos in life is to Make Harry potter's life miserable. I compleatly agree with Moony, Padfoot, and prongs opinion of Snape. I won't agree with wormtail on anything, even if he is right about snape!
Back to the story:
I want Potter killed! NOW! or you both will pay dearly!"
"Yes master." the two men turned to leave.
They traveled to Hogwarts and kiddnapped harry in his sleep. What they didn't know was that Harry had a secret weapon.
When they returded to "Dr. Voldemorts Secret Volcano Layer", they found Voldemort sticking his butt out and shouting boo-ya to Shaggy's Luv Me, Luv me. He magiced up a microphone and started singing ( A humans worst nightmare, a fate worse than death).
He stopped when he saw The Death eaters and harry. Harry was awake now and was glaring at Voldemort.
"Ah yes. Potter.
He shot crucio at him and it rebounded, hitting Voldemort instead. Harry just grinned at the sight of Voldemort on the floor, crumpleing with pain.
Voldie lifted the spell off and glared at Harry.
"WHAT DID YOU DO?!?!?!"
Harry just put on an innocent look and said, "Nothing."
" TELL ME NOW!!!!" Voldemort bellowed.
"shan't say nothing, unless you say please!" Harry said in a sing-song voice.
Voldemort shot another spell, again, it rebounded.
frustrated he said, with VERY great difficulty, "please"
'NOTHING! hahahaha!" harry cried, sounding like peeves.
That did it. Voldie started dancing and singing rock you like a huricane.
Then he stood up and started chanting/singing/shouting
" I'M A CRACK HEAD!!!AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! I'M A CRACK HEAD!!!!!!!
Harry looked at him through laughter and Voldemort exploded, his last words, "i'm a crack head idiot to think i could win over the Light side."
and that my friends, is how stupid, idiotic, moranic evil, voldie Moldie came to an end.
AuthorsNote: I am very very crazy arn't I? I'd understand if you thought I was the crack head. I come up with the craziest idea's don't I?
But that's why you all love me right? right? oh well.........
By
California Love
Once apon a time, there lived an old evil crack head by the name of Voldemort a.k.a Moldie Voldie. He was evul and had one dream; to rule the world. And to Kill Harry Potter.
But all he suceeded was to was become a crack head. here is his story:
"MALFOY!!!! SNAPE!!!" the high pitched, cold voice of Moldie Voldie called out.
Two men dressed in black clocks came rushing in.
"Yes my lord?" they asked, bowing low to the ground.
Lets back up shall we? Malfoy, is a stupid smelly old dweeb who goes to Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardy. Hid name, Draco malfoy. His dream? to be evil, to make Harry Potter go crazy, and to please his master and father, Voldemort and lucious Malfoy. But lets get one thing straight, Lucious malfoy is anything BUT lucious.
And Snape: he is an incrediply stupin moronic idiot who's main purpos in life is to Make Harry potter's life miserable. I compleatly agree with Moony, Padfoot, and prongs opinion of Snape. I won't agree with wormtail on anything, even if he is right about snape!
Back to the story:
I want Potter killed! NOW! or you both will pay dearly!"
"Yes master." the two men turned to leave.
They traveled to Hogwarts and kiddnapped harry in his sleep. What they didn't know was that Harry had a secret weapon.
When they returded to "Dr. Voldemorts Secret Volcano Layer", they found Voldemort sticking his butt out and shouting boo-ya to Shaggy's Luv Me, Luv me. He magiced up a microphone and started singing ( A humans worst nightmare, a fate worse than death).
He stopped when he saw The Death eaters and harry. Harry was awake now and was glaring at Voldemort.
"Ah yes. Potter.
He shot crucio at him and it rebounded, hitting Voldemort instead. Harry just grinned at the sight of Voldemort on the floor, crumpleing with pain.
Voldie lifted the spell off and glared at Harry.
"WHAT DID YOU DO?!?!?!"
Harry just put on an innocent look and said, "Nothing."
" TELL ME NOW!!!!" Voldemort bellowed.
"shan't say nothing, unless you say please!" Harry said in a sing-song voice.
Voldemort shot another spell, again, it rebounded.
frustrated he said, with VERY great difficulty, "please"
'NOTHING! hahahaha!" harry cried, sounding like peeves.
That did it. Voldie started dancing and singing rock you like a huricane.
Then he stood up and started chanting/singing/shouting
" I'M A CRACK HEAD!!!AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! I'M A CRACK HEAD!!!!!!!
Harry looked at him through laughter and Voldemort exploded, his last words, "i'm a crack head idiot to think i could win over the Light side."
and that my friends, is how stupid, idiotic, moranic evil, voldie Moldie came to an end.
AuthorsNote: I am very very crazy arn't I? I'd understand if you thought I was the crack head. I come up with the craziest idea's don't I?
But that's why you all love me right? right? oh well.........