A Day in the Life: The Honeymoon's Over?
*during Raw*
"I want absolute silence while I'm talking!" says Miz from the tv
Me: It sounds like you don't wanna deal with people today after the drama with the Riley/Morrison match, but you'll totally beat Morrison! [I'm more of a MizFit what can I say..]
Miz: But it's a Falls Count Anywhere match, Lassie anything goes and I don't wanna be in a type of match like that
Me: Why don't you be an optimist for a change?
Miz: I'm not a Transformer!
Me: *sighs* I said...never mind...wait via count out!
Miz: What? What happened?
Me: You lost the match, via count out, via by Morrison...You didn't see it?
Miz: Nooo.. I was playing with Molly, by the way why is she bald?
Me: Well she got a haircut yesterday and her hair strangely grows back in a week, so she'll be ok. Besides she's not that bald..
Miz: She needs a wig!
Me: No, she doesn't need to look like a future member of LayCool *shakes head* Hmm.. anyway is the honeymoon over for you and Riley? Or are you going to be on Divorce Court: Tights Edition cause I'll definately record that episode...I heart drama, yelling, and hot pants..
Miz: No we're not getting a divorce, we aren't even married! By the way, what's with you and hot pants?
Me: I thought of the Nancy Grace/Lindsay Lohan clip from The Soup and it seemed appropriate
Miz: Personally, I loved the Mountain Dew and Cheetos guy better
Me: Interesting..Anyway It seems like you are a couple...looks like you are...there's some evidence from my private investigator
Miz: *says to himself^ so that's the guy I played frisbee with, he sucked!
Me: Ok then *blurts out* ..are you having a steamy affair with Michael Cole? He's been infactuated with you since '05, so I wouldn't be surprised.
Miz: No!, I'm not gonna deal with this anymore *leaves in a huff*
Me: You need to come out of the closet... I wonder what Punk's planned, Punk do you know what you have planned?
Punk *walked into room with my Sansa MP3 player*: Yes and I won't tell you and if I did Sheamus would tie me up and make me watch a twelve hour, back-to-back marathon of 12 Rounds
Me: Ugh *shutters* I don't want you to suffer through that train-wreck, but tell me one thing..
Punk: What?
Me: Does it involve spiders?
Punk: Nooo, why?
Me: I hate spiders, they're all hairy, creepy, they stare at you like a stalker and seems like they want to eat your soul, ugh I hate them!
Punk: Noted, No it does not include arachnids of any kind or snakes...
Me: Snakes are awe...
Miz: *cuts off* AWESOMEEE!
Me: Will you stop that! We can hear you and we don't need another cop call, I'm still trying to pay off the fine that you left me with a few months back
Punk: Random..Anyway I think you'll love the surprise. It will be somewhat of an early birthday gift
Me: It's not a car with your face spraypainted on it is it?
Punk: No, why do you ask?
Me: Well that's what my Jericho muse attempted to get me a few days ago.. Two probbies though, one I can't drive yet and two a custom car is very expensive
Punk: Why can't he get a used one? First time drivers like yourself need a bumper car before you get the real deal mobile..
Me: Aw..I mean great rhyme, have you been taking English lessons from Christian? I swear he should be an author, an author that reeks of awesomeness *looks around* phew no Miz comment
Punk: Nope came up with that one myself.
Me: Cool, well to answer your question I think he's trying to earn my favor and become my favorite muse..
Punk: Do you have a favorite?
Me: No I love all my muses equally and, besides I don't want a mutiny on my hands. It'd be a mess and then I might have to get rid of all my muses and I don't want that.
Punk: You deserve a Straight Edge hug for that *hugs me*
Me: Thanks =D