*Deep voiceover* From the deranged mind behind 'A Very Tigerstar Christmas' comes 'Thanksgiving Dinner For the Clans: And You Thought Your Family Was Weird' a story in three parts. Starring Tigerstar, Scrouge, The Clans, StarClan, and five whole potatoes. What critics are calling 'The worst thing yet, why did I click on this? OMG THIS SUCKS.' Coming this Thursday, November 27th, 2014, the story you never wanted to read but did anyone for the sheer heck of it: 'Thanksgiving Dinner For the Clans: And You Thought Your Family Was Weird.'

Prologue

Hollyleaf's Thanksgiving Tips
A guide to hosting the clans for Thanksgiving and not die, again.

Tip 1: Never Assume Anything, Ever

Well, it's official, Thanksgiving is going to stink more than Crowfood. I thought maybe this year Thanksgiving dinner could be normal. We wouldn't invite the Clans. We wouldn't invite the Dark Forest. I assumed this was true especially after last year. I set enough places at the table for StarClan and only ordered enough food for StarClan too. It would just be us sharing a meal. But Noooooooo… Firestar just announced we were having the Clans over for Thanksgiving. I tried to tell him we wouldn't have enough food for all of us but he said they could bring their own. I am not the only one who is upset over this. We all remember the fiasco from last year. All the clans got into fights over one thing or another: the wishbone, who got to sit next to Jayfeather, and who got the last piece of pie. It ended in Yellowfang dumping a thing of gravy over Lionblaze's head and screaming something that sounded like 'You have dishonored by rubber ducks!' I assumed they'd never be invited back but of course, nope. So tip one on how to survive Thanksgiving: Never assume.

Hello new and old readers alike! If you've ever read some of my previous works such as A Very Tigerstar Christmas you already know who I am and how deranged I am. If you don't you've been warned! I am InterestingIndeed, lover of weird, terrible dancer, and wears size negative 2, literally. You can check me out (Not literally of course) by clicking my profile because this is just a prologue to my newest addition of reasons why I am weird.

Here is the gist: I am writing a short Thanksgiving Story in 3 separate chapters excluding this prologue. If you guys like this idea support me by favoriting and reviewing this story, or don't.

Remember: Never have Tigerstar over or have him cook for Thanksgiving Dinner!

Happy Thanksgiving!

Keep it Interesting!
-InterestingIndeed