Authors Note: I know, I know! I should be writing "The Meeting" but I cant think of anything and I AM BORED so there :P
Doofenschmirtz waited patiently next to his inator, he was waiting for his nemesis Perry the Platypus to arrive for their daily battle. He was getting worried about the semi- aquatic mammal, he was late.
Just then he heard a knock at the door.
"Oh, Finally!"
He went to answer it.
"There you are Perry the Plat-"
He stopped mid-sentence when he saw who was at the door, it was Perry the Platypus's owners, those two boys.
"Oh hey boys"
The boys just stared angrily at him.
"Uh, what are you guys doing here? Have you boys seen Perry the Platypus anywhere? Because he's late and-"
"We need to talk to you"
"Um okay?"
"Sit down" Phineas commanded, pointing to a wooden chair in the middle of the room.
"Okay…" Doof said as he sat down.
"Ferb, lock the door"
Ferb did as he was told.
Doof gulped.
"Uh…what exactly is this about?"
"We need to talk"
"About?"
"Perry"
"What about Perry?"
"Look, we've had Perry for a while now…and Me and Ferb here love him very much, do you love anyone very much? Doctor?"
"Well theres my daught-"
"And if anything ever happened to Perry me and Ferb would be very upset, do you understand?"
"I'm not following you"
"Ok let me put it like this, if someone were to ever hurt Perry, me and Ferb would have to hurt that person" Phineas said, leaning over Doof threateningly.
"And when we hurt that person it wont end well for that person and that person will be very sorry, that person will be lucky to get out alive, isn't that right Ferb?"
Ferb cracked his knuckles threateningly.
Doof had never been so afraid of a couple of kids before, in his life, he was trembling.
Phineas grabbed him by the collar of his labcoat.
"I guess what we're trying to say here is…DON'T. HURT. OUR. PLATYPUS….Understand?"
Doof nodded frantically.
"Good"
Phineas let go of his labcoat.
Just then Perry kicked down the door, he was shocked by what he saw, Phineas and Ferb standing next to Doof who was sitting on a wooden chair…trembling…what the heck is going on here?
"Oh hey Perry, we were just talking to Dr. D here"
Phineas pat Doof on the back, Doofs eye was twitching.
"Well we'll leave you guys to battle, c'mon Ferb, later Perry…Doof"
They left the apartment.
Perry walked up to Doof who was still trembling and poked him.
Doof fainted and fell off the chair.
Which only left Perry standing there thinking…
What the heck just happened?