A/N: I got bored, once again, and since me and my younger brother do this ALL the time, I decided i'd do a oneshot w/ Matt and Jeff Hardy. :P PiE iS GOOD! ((insider, lmao))
"Who took my apple pie?" a hungry Jeff Hardy complained, looking around in the fridgerator, while a nervous older brother Matt Hardy looked around.
"Uhh, i don't know, maybe you already ate it." He stuck something deeper into his jacket pocket.
"Matt, what's in you're jacket?" Jeff questioned, closing the friderator and looking over to him.
"None of your beeswax." Matt said nervous, his voice cracking.
"Why is your voice cracking then?"
"It isn't." Matt stuttered.
"Yes it is." Jeff told.
"No." complained Matt.
"Yes." complained Jeff.
"No." complained Matt.
"Yes." complained Jeff.
"Matt, did you eat my apple pie?" Jeff looked at Matt hard.
"I think not."Matt told.
"I think you did." Jeff said.
"Nuh-uh." Matt complained.
"Yuh-huh" Jeff nodded.
"Nope." Matt shook his head, sweating.
"Yep."Jeff kept prodding Matt
"What's on TV today?." Matt changed the subject.
"Aha! You're trying to change the subject! Where's my apple pie?" Jeff poked Matt.
"It's in your stomach, Jeff, damn. Don't poke me. You have short term memory loss obviously." Matt told.
"No I don't." Jeff whined.
"Yea you do." Matt wiped the sweat from his forehead.
"Prove it." Jeff folded his arms across his chest.
"Who took your apple pie?" Matt asked.
"I don't know!" Jeff threw his hands up.
"Told ya. You did." Matt laughed.
"Whatever, i'm ganna go get another one at McDonalds. Bye." Jeff left the house.
"Victory is mine." Matt laughed and ate the Apple Pie that was formerly Jeff's.