(firehose2011) hi! This is a firehose2011 and .VROOM collaboration.
(Jetta. Vroom. Vroom.) That's right. How do we do this, you may ask? Well this time, FH2011 wrote the letter to me as an enemy, then I will reply and represent Kirby. On the next chapters, we will switch roles. FH2011 will write as Kirby and I will write as the enemy. The roles will switch continuously. :)
(firehose2011) i hope you enjoy it! Review and stuff... please!
(Jetta. Vroom. Vroom) Yeah, what she said!
KIRBY!
Yeah, hi!
I just wanted to ask you…why do you always have to eat me?
I am like a total hit right now!
But thanks to you, I've had to cancel 17 concerts because of you EATING MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
You probably only do it because since I am like so talented; you're jelous because you lack in talent.
I wish I could put your ballon mouth in a pencil sharpner, but instead I'll just accept your apology.
Write back,
With hatred,
MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKE!
Haaaaaai Mike!
First of all, it's been so long; how are you?
Second of all, I wanted to appriciate you for taking your time to writing to me.
And third of all…I don't give a s-t if you missed 17 f—king concerts!
Your music is probably so bad, the audience of those 17 concerts were so grateful to have missed your show.
So you ought to be thanking me instead.
And I won't listen to a stupid untalented microphone.
End of story.
Sincerely,
Kirby
A Proud Citizen of Dream Land
P.S. Don't waste your time writing back, I won't read it anyway.