I don`t own Naruto…of the three Fanfics i have made. I don`t own them. Neither i do own Chilly the Penguin.
Prologue
From dead least to Insane Thief
Naruto couldn`t believe it.
He has lost to Kiba in the preliminaries. In fact, when he was winning, he lost at the end. And his theory was proven right.
A dead least will ever be a dead least.
Right now…Naruto had the worst dilemma on his head.
`Maybe what they say is true. Maybe my fit wasn`t to be shinobi.´ Thought Naruto as he walked to the Hokage`s office. There wasn`t Hokage. But only the desk. `Maybe i would like to feel as the Hokage i wouldnt ever be.´Thought Naruto as he sat at the Hokage`s chair and moved some of the drawers of his desk. When he found a particular scroll. With the same swirl he wore on his clothings. He took it. There was a note.
`Never give to Naruto…he`s not ready.´ Naruto thought as he felt betrayed. `Damn you Ol` Man…lying to me. It seems you were from the mobs. WHO DO I NEED! Maybe with this scroll i would get a good job.´Thought Naruto with a grin on his face as he took some money of the Ol` Man`s desk and walked away of the office wthout leaving evidence of his presence.
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Naruto walked on the streets until he entered the Weaponry Shop.
"I would like you to give me a Ninjato." Said Naruto as The man nodded and searched for the best ninjato and found it. After Naruto paid it. He walked away.
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Naruto opened the stared at it with amazement.
It was the Hiraishin scroll and Everything about Fuinjutsu, Hakke no Fuin Shiki and Shiki Fuin included. Naruto frinned as he bit his thumb and immediately a Hiraishin Kunai appeared. Naruto grinned more. `Konoha…be prepared because i`m coming.´Thought Naruto with a grin as he sighed. `And even, with my Genin rank i couldn`t maintain myself doing only D-rank missions. I only win for A week food. Damn, and this apartment sucks.´ Thought Naruto as he drifted reading the scroll.
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-A month Later, Before Chunin exam finals-
KA-BOOM!
A jewelery was bombed. Chunin and Jonin rounded the place. Waiting for the thirf to come out.
"Good. Keeps getting better." Said Naruto with a grin as he walked away.
All the Chunin and Jonin looked at the Kid…yet good to plant a steal on a jewelery, to avoid security and bomb it. On his bag, he held all type of diamonds, earrings and many other stuff.
"Give up and we won`t do nothing." Said A chunin as Naruto grinned. "We shall see it." Said Naruto with a grin as he started doing hand-seals. *Insert FX*
"Suiton: Kirigakure no Jutsu." Said Naruto as Mist started enrolling the area. When a Jonin did the Daitoppa and there wasn`t a thief anymore. Instead, there was a note.
Hahaha
Konoha fools…next time. We shall see where.
From Number 1 Thief
KiraaX
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-At the Hokage`s Office-
Kakashi was Talking with Sarutobi when A Jonin arrived.
"Hokage-sama. There was a theft on the Jewelery. They stole everything and bombed the building. The guy sure was intelligent enough to not even leave evidence, everything was roasted. He left a note. We couldn`t catch him since he used the Kirigakure no Jutsu." Said The Jonin as he gave the note to Hiruzen.
Hiruzen read it.
`KiraaX? That sure sounds dangerous and could pose a threat on my village. If this guy will attack again, I`ll have some Jonin and Chunin to catch him up.´Thought Hiruzen as he sighed. `What he did could be placed as B-rank Missing Nin for stealing a Jewelery and not leaving evidence and using an A-ranked Technique. So we`ll place him in the Fire Country`s Bingo Book.´Thought Hiruzen as he sighed.
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-A week Later-
Sunagakure Council.
"Elder Councilor-sama. They have stolen the ORIGINAL scrolls of the Yondaime`s Sakin and the least DNA sample we had of him." Said A Jonin as The Elder got up, sweating. "Who could have done this?" asked The Elder as The Jonin gave the note.
Good to meet you Elder
Thank you for your hospitality, i`ll make sure to come again and i wait to be recieved the same way or maybe better.
KiraaX
"Give me more information." Said The Elder as the Jonin nodded. "Elder-sama. We found him at the Medical Center. He held a hostage…a doctor to be precise. After he freed it, he trusted at us. His ninjato had Fuinjutsu from the symbols we saw on it. When he got us tired, from his mask we heard a slight grinning laugh and he dissapeared in a Yellow Flash." Said the Jonin as the Elder was now sweating. "His face, identity…anything?" asked The elder as the Jonin shook his head in a no. "No. He used a White ANBU Mask, black sleeveless shirt, black pants and black shinobi sandals. He was tan skinned. His hair wasn`t visible." Said The Jonin as the Elder sighed. "Okay, thank you for the brief. Now, KiraaX will have S-rank Nuke-nin status in the Bingo Book of Wind Country. For the theft and for having knowledge on the Hiraishin no Jutsu and Fuinjutsu." Said Elder as the Jonin nodded and walked away.
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-Konohagakure, Naruto`s apartment-
"KiraaX…such a damn good Nickname for me. Damned Hiraishin…without it…i swore that Suna Jonin would have cought me. Right now…they may place me as S-rank for knowing the Hiraishin." Said Naruto as he laughed Insanely. "Maybe, i`m insane but…fits so damn fine on me. Who cares about them…Why do i even care about money. When i emptied the damn Jewelery i could be so fucking rich like Jiraiya with a dozen of Naked girls on an onsen and posing for him. I`m the number one thief on the Shinobi Nations…shall bankers and jewelers…even shinobi. Tremble at my Name." Said Naruto as he laughed insanely. `Now…to a more oppresing matter. I have to learn the Sakin and go to kumo for the summoning contract. And, then…go with that man that offered me that Marihuana. Sure that`s great…´ Thought Naruto with a insane grin as he started to learn the Sakin.
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And so…Naruto went to Kumo and signed the Mythical Dragon Summoning contract. We don`t even know how but he attained it. Now he`s at Konoha. Waiting for Suna/Oto invasion.
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Right now…Naruto was at a bar, henged as an adult ANBU. He was the only one at the Bar.
"Anbu. Good?" asked The bartender as he got out a Kitchen Knife. "Tell me your name." Said the bartender as he pointed the edge at Naruto`s Neck. "Why would you want to know?" asked Naruto as The bartender grinned. "Someone called KiraaX has been doing ruckus in Suna, Konoha and Kumo." Said The bartender as Naruto grinned under his mask. "Silence you damn Bartender." Said Naruto as the Bartender was prepared to shout. "You know something that makes me KiraaX special from another thieves." Said Naruto with a grin as the Bartender paid attention. "You want to know my secret." Said Naruto as the Bartender nodded. "`Cause i knew a penguin, that hated cold and his name was Chilly." Said Naruto as the Bartender tried not to laugh at the funny joke as Naruto now wwent from Insane mood to serious. "Do you want to know who he was?" asked Naruto as the Bartender approached to hear. "A bastard." Said Naruto as he exploded.
KA-BOOM!
All the bar, was bombed. As you knew…that was a Exploding Shadow Clone.
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Naruto was laughing from the ceiling as he walked away.
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At the arena.
A Jonin appeared and moved to the Hokage`s Ear. "Hokage-sama, KiraaX bombed a Bar. He left you this note." Said the Jonin as it dissapeared in smoke.
Please give this to the Kazekage at your side.
Hiruzen gave the Paper to the Kazekage. "For you." Said Hiruzen as he gave the Kazekage the paper.
Orochimaru…Your and Kabuto`s head is the next on my "To do List"
With Hatred
KiraaX
PD: Please Orochiamru, don`t be scared…X marks the spot…ON YA´PEDO ASS. Oh and please, open a gift i have for you, i knew you would like it
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Orochimaru bit his thumb and a Lollipop appeared.
`Boy`s Semen Flavour Lollipop´.
He was now mad. `Damn you KiraaX…you have style, mother fucker.´Thought Orochimaru very mad.
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-At the Roof of the Arena-
Naruto was laughing in his mind. `JAJAJA…Orochimaru sure will be mad…JAJAJA.´Naruto continued to laugh insanely in his mind.
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Hiruzen had chance to spy and read ont he letter KiraaX sended and Grinned. `Sure that KiraaX insults with Style´.
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"Let`s plan this." Said Naruto with a grin as his clones henged as Civilians nodded.
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-Uchiha Sasuke`s Battle Started-
Sasuke and Kakashi made their appearance. Kakashi went to the Stands as Gaara made it`s way to the arena. As Kabuto prepared the genjutsu. He was surprised. "You make a little move Kid and I shall do something that will kill your Master`s and everyone`s life here. I bomb the Arena." Said KiraaX with a grin under his mask as the cutting-edge of his Ninjato was rushing on Kabuto`s neck. Kabuto was nervous…he read about this guy recently. He had the guts to Bomb a Jewelery and a Bar at Konoha. To steal the Yondaime Kazekage`s DNA and Sakin Scrolls. And rumours from Kumo said that he is the first human to reach to the mythical Dragon Summoning contract. Sure this guy had golden balls.
"Good Kid…you`re so good at being like this." Said the Clone as he started licking Kabuto`s neck. Kabuto was Shivering at the displeasure.
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Naruto on the Roof grinned. `Kabuto is down…no Genjutsu. No invasion. I have to use the Genjutsu Kabuto couldn`t.´ Thought Naruto as he ordered a clone to handle the Hokage. `I amy hate you a lil´ bit ol´man but not to die.´Thought Naruto as the clone went to the hokage.
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If you`re the Shinobi no Kami Hokage-sama
¡Beware of the Genjutsu!
KiraaX
The Hokage had time to make the Tiger seal when Naruto did the Genjutsu.
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-With Clone and Kabuto-
The Clone grinned.
"It was nice to have a lil´ chit chat with you Kabuto." Said the Clone as the other clones around the stands nodded.
"EXPLOSION!" Shouted the Clones as…
KA-BOOM!
In various parts around the arena sounded the explosion and had it`s effect.
`Damn you KiraaX you told him about the Genjutsu…DAMN HE KNEW EVERYTHING AND YET HAD THE BALLS TO MESS WITH MY FUCKING PLAN.´ Thought Orochimaru with a mad face as he started attacking the Hokage.
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There was Riot. The explosion as made and not even Tokebetsu Jonin could react. Various Shinobi and EVEN DAIMYOS were wounded. All by the fault of KiraaX.
"Who could have done this?" asked Asuma trying to tell when he gazed at someone at the roof. With the same description about KiraaX. "THERE IT IS! IT`S KIRAAX!" Shouted a Civilian (A henged Clone). And so Ninjas from Oto, Suna and Konoha went after him.
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"Damn…i love myself." Said Naruto…the real KiraaX as he got up from the stands. He was henged as a Civilian…the one doing the orders was another Shadow Clone. `I love myself…i praise myself.´Thought Naruto with a grin as he went to where The Sound Four were ending the hand seals for the barrier.
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"SHI-." Kimmimaro couldn`t end when...
Naruto kicked him on the face. Orochimaru looked at the perpetrator. KiraaX.
The Sound four reacted to his precense. "It`s KiraaX." Said Jiroubo as the other two Sound four looked at him. "Hoe do you know he could be real…they followed another KiraaX." Said Tayuya as Orochimaru grinned. When Kimmimaro and the others erected the Barrier trapping KiraaX and the Hokage on the barrier.
"Hokage-sama." Said KiraaX as he approached to the Hokage and shook his hand. "May we ally on ly in this battle and-." Naruto Didn`t ended as he trusted on Hiruzen`s neck, knocking him out. "Sorry Hokage-sama but…this IS. MY. BATTLE!" Said Naruto with a grin as He gazed at Orochimaru.
"KiraaX-kun…such a wonderful prodigy. You have intelligence to no boundaries. All those clones you made to sabotage my plans, one by one. Poor Lil´Kabuto is dead…well. He was only a tool for my usage. Even if he was turned into a crisp by the end." Said Orochimaru as Naruto grinned. `I`ll make sure he`s dead.´Grinned Naruto as he thought about the Clone with the still Asleep Kabuto. Torturing him, he grinned as the thought of doing many things tot he disciple of the Sannin.
"For now. Kuchiyose: Edo Tensei." Said Orochimaru as He summoned the Second and First Hokage`s. Naruto grinned even more. "So using your necrophilia technique." Said Naruto laughing as Orochimaru was mad. "I know you love the dead people but please, let them rest in peace. I mean, you over-raped them." Said Naruto with a grin under his mask as Orochimaru was mad to no boundaries. "I`LL KILL YOU BASTARD!" Shouted Orochimaru as he gave the least hand-signs to have both Kage`s to attack him. "Oh please Orochimaru, don`t get me bad but. That Jutsu is like an offense to me. I mean…you`ll see." Said Naruto with a grin as he started doing hand-seals. "Kottoohin Fuinjutsu: Tamashii Fuin." Said Naruto as he dissapeared in a Yellow flash and appeared, in front of both Kage`s with his Hand trusting where the seal was. Immediately they crumbled as paper.
Orochimaru was now nervous. He made a bad strategy….he tried to stab Naruto with Kusanagi…a failed attempt as Naruto blocked it and did a movement with the sword that, Kusanagi was thrown very far and Naruto trusted to Orochimaru`s Left hand. Orochimaru shouted in pain as his left hand was cut. When….Naruto took the time to use a Hiraishin Kunai and stab it in his heart, pull His Ninjato and Cut his head.
He used a Katon Jutsu to burn his body. He sealed his head in a scroll and he went to the Hokage and carried him. The sound four were amazed. "H-h-how? RETREAT!" asked Kimmimaro trying to at least gaze at the one that geat Orochimaru in a fast-beat. Naruto walked and took Kusamagi by the hilt. He grinned as the sword immediately accepted him. He sealed the sword on a small scroll and walked to the arena.
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It was calm. Though it seems, Jiraiya and Gamabunta took care of the Ichibi.
KiraaX jumped roof by Roof as he left the Hokage sleeping on his bed at the Sarutobi compound when Asuma found him. "Who`re you?" asked Asuma as KiraaX smiled. "A friend of your Hokage." Said KiraaX as he started to write seals around his chest and going up to his head and continuing with the symbols. "What are you doing?" asked Asuma as he took out his trench knives. KiraaX grinned. `What would happen Sarutobi-Jiji with Fourty-Four years less and with the secret to beat paperwork. The dragons of the contract will kill me if they knew i did this Kinjutsu to you but…it`s worthy.´Thought Naruto as he ended the symbols. "Fuin." Said Naruto as he trusted in the Hoakge`s chest as he wrote a nore rapidly and Asuma tried to trust in his chest only for Asuma to discover it was a Bunshin. Asuma then gazed at Someone at the door and running away. Asuma didn`t think two times and went to pursuit the Nuke-nin/Thief.
`Damn…if you did something to Pop`s i swear i`m going to kill you bastard.´Thought Asuma as he went to chase KiraaX.
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Kurenai, Anko, Kakashi and Genma were walking as they were going in direction to the bar when they gazed at a shadow they couldn`t watch and Asuma following it. Kurenai didn`t thought two times and went after it. Anko, Kakashi and Genma followed.
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-Sarutobi Compound-
The wrinkles on The hokage started to dissapear, his skin was taking a new tone and going juvenile. His hair turning from white to brown and many toher things started to change.
Konohamaru entered the Compound and walked to his Jiji stared at him with amazement. Konohamaru went to the note and read it.
Wait you enjoy your second chance in life Hokage-sama
Right now if you wake up…you have Twenty-Five years old.
And the secret to beat paperwork is Kage Bunshin.
Love you Sarutobi-Jiji read the letter, it has a blood seal
KiraaX
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KiraaX stopped and grinned under his mask.
"I`ll only ask you once again. What did you did to my Dad?" asked Asuma mad as KiraaX grinned. "I KILLED HIM! HE CAN NOW GO SEE YOUR MOM…JAJAJAJAJA!" Naruto Laughed Insanely as Asuma was now mad with no boundaries. "SO YOU WERE THE ONE THAT KILLED HER! YOU`RE SO DEAD KIRAAX!" Shouted Asuma in sheer Rage as Naruto grinned. "Asuma…maybe another time we`ll play. For now…prepare. Because…i`ll only appear and kill…may you hear of me again." Said KiraaX as he exploded.
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-Naruto`s Apartment-
"Sure...*gasp* *sigh*…that was a little overboard but…i have the scroll of Orochimaru`s and Kabuto`s head with Kusanagi." Said Naruto with a grin as he sighed. "Today sure was exiting." Said Naruto as he went to sleep. This time he was dressed in his normal jumpsuit.
`From dead least to insane thief. Two different faces…the same man…wow. Sure that is exiting.´Thought Naruto with a grin as he went to sleep.
Another Fanfic worth of reading.
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