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Once upon a time, Harry Potter was insane. Well, He was always insane, but one day, he was very insane. Why was he insane? Well, he saw Ginny... and Ernie!
But Harry was in love, and jealous of his love's new love. He had to kill Ginny. She had stolen his one true love... She was going to be zapped! By him... Heck, he might even team up with Voldemort...but only if he could kill Ginny. The next day, Harry saw Ginny. He decided to kill her. He pulled out his wand from his sleeve and shouted "Avada Ker... Wait "he said, as he began to have second thoughts, If he killed Ginny, then Ron would kill him, and they'd all go to Azkaban. He didn't want to go to Azkaban with Ron... Sso he stopped. But then Harry realized that he was somewhere else. He and that dreaded girl Ginny. Avadakerwait must have secretly been a spell!! Harry and Ginny looked around... THey seemed to be in some sort of a flat. It had posters for some weird singers all over. Suddenly, the door opened. A latina woman came in singing "Will you light my candle??...wait, you're not Roger...Or did you get plastic surgery gone wrong?". Harry responded "No, I'm not Roger...WHy wold I be? And that comment about the scar? That was very hurtful" Harry went off to the corner to sulk. Ginny stepped in. "Hi.. I'm Ginny Weasly. What's your name?" The woman responded."They call me they call me, MIMI!" Ginnny Responded "Well, you can stop singing! Can't you?" "Yeah I can... Sorry, I like singing." "WHY?" "Because I'm cool :3"Suddenly, Roger came down off the roof, after brooding, and saw Harry in the corner. "Hey there little fella, you look all angsty like I am! Come join me in my quest!"Harry responded puzzledly "What is your quest?" "For the Holy grail of Course! I'm secretly Monty Python!" He said as "Roger" removed his face. It was JOHN CLEESE! "WHOA! WHATS A MONTY PYTHON? ARE THEY A DANGEROUS SNAKE?" Harry screamed for no apparent reason. "No. Stop shouting." the man replied.