A/N: So this isn't really a story... it's actually a sort of... arrangement, I guess you could say... of what SHOULD HAPPEN BUT NEVER WILL on Glee. AKA, Puck comes back from juvie, sees Sam getting all up in Quinn's business, and goes, "... yeah. Right." And then they sing this song. I think that for the purposes of this hypothetical lyric arrangement, Quinn should not be included in the "Girls" part. If I could choreograph at all, I would write an entire fic detailing my dancing arrangement in my head. But I can't. So let's just say Quinn is doing some sort of dancing where Sam and Puck just sort of... fight over her. Yeah. All the other girls can be the "Girls." So. Enjoy. Also, if you've never heard this song before you might want to listen as you read. "Nice Guys Finish Last" by Cobra Starship.
Puck:
I was just a kid working for the man
for the first time
He said, "Listen, kid, you better hear my advice:
Treat 'em like dirt
they'll stick forever
to the bottom of your shoe."
Ooh
I said,
Sam:
"Mr. Man, that ain't nice
you gotta treat a girl right
Take her out, wine and dine her,
always be polite."
Puck:
"Kid, all good-just do you
but soon you'll see
she don't want no goody two shoes."
Girls:
Boy, you're just a goody two,
goody two shoes
You're just a goody two, two shoes!
Puck:
You got style
Sam:
Got style
Puck:
You got grace
Sam:
Got grace
Puck: (Girls:)
But kid, you try so hard (ooh, ooh)
she just laughs in your face (ooooh)
Yeah you're a nice guy
with the wrong attitude
she want a bad boy (Bad boys, bad boys, all we want is bad boys!)
I treat her bad
Sam:
So bad
Puck:
She loves me good
Sam:
So good
Puck: (Girls:)
And I just hate to have to tell you (ooh, ooh)
cause you're a nice guy (ooooh)
But that just won't do
she want a bad boy (bad boys, bad boys, all we want is bad boys!)
Listen kid
you hear them sirens comin' for me?
but when I get downtown
she will already be
Postin' bail in her favorite dress
smilin' at me because I'm no good
Sam:
No good!
Puck:
You can buy her everything she likes
And I'm sure she'll be obliged
To let you steal a kiss
maybe even spend the night
Kid, all good-just know that
she'll be thinking of me
even when she's with you
Girls:
Boy, you're just a goody two,
goody two shoes
You're just a goody two, two shoes!
Puck:
You got style
Sam:
Got style
Puck:
You got grace
Sam:
Got grace
Puck: (Girls:)
But kid, you try so hard (ooh, ooh)
she just laughs in your face (ooooh)
Yeah you're a nice guy
with the wrong attitude
she want a bad boy (Bad boys, bad boys, all we want is bad boys!)
I treat her bad
Sam:
So bad
Puck:
She loves me good
Sam:
So good
Puck: (Girls:)
And I just hate to have to tell you (ooh, ooh)
cause you're a nice guy (ooooh)
But that just won't do
she want a bad boy (bad boys, bad boys, all we want is bad boys!)
Puck:
Yeah, all right now
single ladies
Girls:
Yeah?
Puck:
I'm gonna need your help now
Girls:
Tell us what you want us to do, now
Tell us what you want us to do, now
Puck:
I need help, girls
Girls:
You're a bad boy
Puck:
I said I need help now
Sam:
Help now
Puck:
So bad
Girls:
So bad
Puck:
So good
Girls:
So good
Puck:
So bad
Girls:
Bad
Puck:
Good
Girls:
Good
All:
Whoa
Puck: (Girls:)
You got style (Wooooooo!)
Puck:
You got style
Sam:
Got style
Puck:
You got grace
Sam:
Got grace
Puck: (Girls:)
But kid, you try so hard (ooh, ooh)
she just laughs in your face (ooooh)
Yeah you're a nice guy
with the wrong attitude
she want a bad boy (Bad boys, bad boys, all we want is bad boys!)
I treat her bad
Sam:
So bad
Puck:
She loves me good
Sam:
So good
Puck: (Girls:)
And I just hate to have to tell you (ooh, ooh)
cause you're a nice guy (ooooh)
But that just won't do
she want a bad boy (bad boys, bad boys, all we want is bad boys!)
Girls:
Boy, you're just a goody two,
goody two shoes
You're just a goody two, two shoes!