Naruto…Sakura…Sasuke…Yeah…Anyway!
Sakura married a hot dog. She ate him. He came out and turned into a
fag. Haha! Hot dog fag!! Fag is a funny word! Lee is a fag! The
Circle of Life!! DIE!! TURDS ARE PEOPLE TOO!! Or are
turds really eggs? Which is it damnit!! Sasuke got fucked by
Orochimaru! A lion came and ate the circle of life. Then it came out
as a potato and beat everyone up. They all died. Then they danced
with a taco. The taco got fucked by a corn dog! Sakura is a
stripper!! Licker. Picker. I can't think of anything else that
rhymes. Jock is a French name!! Sasgay isn't gay in this one.
Naruto is. He had lemon with Sasgay. They had a baby. Naruto was
pregnant. It didn't come out, so naruto kissed Sasgay and the baby
went down Sasgays throat, and out is butt. Then he died. "Stupid
baby, you killed him!! Then Naruto killed the baby. Then Naruto died
from numonia. Sai and die rhyme! Is it a concidence?! DIE SAI!! I
EAT THE PLANE!! Air Guitar!! Woo-hoo!!
OOOOOOO-EEEEEEEE-OOOOOOOO! There was an alien. He had a lemon. Naruto
said "You want to have lemon?!" then Alien died. As he was
dying, he ate turds. Birds make turds!! They splat on your window
and they are white! But sometimes they are more of a grey… Hey! Hey
now! You're an all star! Get your game on! Go play! Hey now! You're
rock star! Get your, uhhhhhhh, rock on! Get, uhhhhhhhh, layed! Naruto
and Sasgay were talking. Sasgay said, "YOUR
A !
YOUR MOMMA! NOW WHAT?!
SHOULDN'T YOUR MOMMA BE CLIMBING A
SKYSCRAPER?!
YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT, WHEN SHE PASSED IN FRONT OF THE
TELEVISION, YOU MISSED 3 SHOWS! YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT, WHEN SHE WENT
TO SCHOOL, SHE SAT BY EVERYBODY! YOUR MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT THE
GOVERNMENT COULDNT IDENTIFY HER AND PUT HER IN AREA 51! YOUR MOMMA!
Sakura was killing bread. "Die Bread!!"
Then Naruto came and asked, "Why do you want to kill the bread?"
"The bread killed my father…." Sakura answered.
Then the bread said, "You fool, I AM YOUR FATHER!!"
"NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Sakura yelled then died.