Disclamer: I do not own any of these awesome fellas and they all belong to MARVEL

A/N: So this is my first Fanfiction/ story ever. Please tell me what im doing wrong

Nightcrawler and Toad were having their usual bout while the other X-Men were fighting. Jean against Wanda, Scott against Lance and the leftovers usually finding someone to pair up with. But for some reason Kurt and Todd always got pitted together. This time they where fighting in the woods just outside Bayville, about something between Scott and Lance. In this environment Kurt felt at home and free. Years of wanting to be an acrobat and training in the forests outside his home in Germany had made him the ultimate tree climbing machine. Having someone who could keep up with his agility was a surprise though. Tolansky was just as fast as him, and didn't fall nearly as much as the other x-men when he wanted a training partner. And to his surpriseToad was hopping right next to him.

"Vas is it slime ball? Am I to fast for you?", he said filled with a cheeky smile.

"Not at all, fuzzy. Id think your getting tired, foo'."

"Racing against a toad? I think not." And in a puff of smoke he was gone.

Todd hated when he did that. An unfair advantage he'd call it, if, you know, he wasn't a mutant with a 6-foot tongue. *BAMF* Fuzz was back as well as the horrible smell that seemed to linger when he ported. While he was still trying to figure out where he was, (blue fur blended into the shadows like a geek in a comic shop), he was tackled from above and they both landed in a heap on the ground. They both jumped up ready for a fight. Kurt had the upper hand here. While Kurt spent endless hours in the danger room, Todd was either watching T.V with Freddie or eating bugs. Not a very good routine for someone that was in a major fight every other week. Kurt took the first swing and got Todd right in the nose. Not hard enough to break but hard enough for it to hurt like a bitch. Toad was next, and as usual missed his target as he BAMF-ed away. Kurt always liked porting it made the whole looking like a blue demon almost worth it, but most importantly it gave him a second to think during a fight. Sheisse. To hard. Now he's going to hate you forever. And zen you port away? Real smooth, Kurt, real smooth. *BAMF* Back in reality. Toad was still recovering from his failed attempt at a punch when fuzzy popped up in front of him again.

"Yo dawg, we need to make a no portin' rule or somethin'."

"Fine but if I cant port YOU cant slime."

"What?! How is sliming bad? Its like the only useful thing I got with this damn x-gene!"

"Do you know how long it takes to get slime off you ven you are covered in fur?!"

"But dawg, mine are just sticky. Yours is useful and smells like ass"

"Mine smell?! I know my porting doesnt smell great, but your slime takes stink factor to a whole new level"

"Are you sayin my slime smells worse than your poofs, foo'?" slightly cracking a grin.

"Yes and it takes veeks to get ze smell out."

Toad falls to the ground and start bellowing with laughter.

"Vas is it? Vhy are you laughing?"

"Are you not listening to our conversation, dawg? You are trying to convince me my slime is worse than your poof a rotten eggs. Bahahhaha"

Kurt was still a little confused as to why he was laughing but he tried to join in

anyway. As the saying goes. If you cant beat 'em, join 'em.

Finally Scott called and he knew the fight was over. Time to get out of this

awkward situation toot suite.

Before Toad realized fuzzy was gone, and he was alone laughing in the woods.

"Fight must be over. Thanks for letting me know brotherhood" he muttered, grin slowly wearing off his face.

A/N: so this turned really weak at the end. I am so sorry for all those Kodd lovers who have been dissapointed by this. Post things that you would like to see in the story and I'll see what I can do.