Hey! I loved watching the Stinkmeaner Trilogy on boondocks, and thought: What would happen if Vegeta ran into him? So, Review! Also, I am not a racist. I am just imitating the attitude of the Boondocks.
Prolugue…
It was a normal day in West City, and everyone was going about their business. Surprisingly, the prince of all saiyans was actually taking a break from training and was walking down a block. Then…
BAM!
Vegeta collided with a black teenager who was wearing headphones, thus knocking them off.
"Watch where you're going, midgit." The teen growled.
"WHAT DID YOU SAY?" Vegeta yelled as he grabbed the teen by the collar of his shirt.
"FREEZE!" Suddenly, the whole scene froze.
"Hi! If you don't know who I am yet, that's fine. I'm Trunks, the son of Vegeta. I bet you're wondering what you're seeing here, besides my dad's usual temper. Well, this… is a Vegeta Moment. What is a Vegeta Moment, you ask? Well, I'll tell you! A Vegeta moment is when someone gets really angry at someone else for something silly, like an insult." Trunks's voice said.
"What? That's a temper tantrum? Well, that's true. Here's an example." Trunks's voice faded. Then…
"WWWWWAAAAAAAHHH! I WANT THAT COOKIE!" Goten sobbed.
"Sorry Goten, but your mother specifically said no snacks, that would ruin your appetite." Videl said with her hand on the cookie jar.
Then, the scene faded back to Vegeta holding the surprised teen.
"Observe." Trunks said. Then, the scene snapped back.
"Whoa man, cool it!" the shocked teen said.
"HOW DARE YOU CALL THE PRINCE OF ALL SAIYANS A MIDGIT! TAKE THIS!" Vegeta yelled. Then, he threw the teen into a building.
"Filth." Vegeta muttered as the building collapsed.
"See the difference? Well, a Vegeta moment is a whole level above a temper tantrum. It was first observed through Vegeta, but I think it runs in the family. I heard that Grampa had outbursts like this before. Also, Vegeta moments do not happen just to my dad. They happen a lot. One time was when this blond guy hit on Videl right in front of Goten's brother. It got pretty nasty. Some people think that Vegeta Moments can be avoided by simply avoiding my dad. If only it were that simple." Trunks's voice faded to reveal a street crossing with people walking across it. Then, they screamed and ran out of the way as a grey and battered pickup truck shot through the crosswalk. The camera showed an old black man steering with dark glasses over his head. The truck side hit several cars, causing a giant traffic accident. The ld man simply kept humming.
Cool, right, review!