AN: Instead of updating, I'm writing a bunch of songfics and parodies. This one I came up with a while ago…I think it's one of my better ones. My parents, however, are professors and were not too thrillified. And the really sad thing is that I read it to my mother and I'm like "Professors has 2 fs, right?" And she just walked upstairs in silence. lol. Well, enjoy
Disclaimer: Maybe I'll try defying Stephen Schwartz and say I own this song.
Elphaba: (spoken) Glinda—why couldn't you pay attention for once instead of tuning out the teacher?
(sung) I hope you're happy!
I hope you're happy now!
I hope you're happy how you've
Wrecked your GPA
You know that's not okay!
Glinda: (sung) I hope you're happy!
I hope you're happy too!
I hope you will
Finally regret
Being the teachers pet!
Both: So though I'll never fathom how
I hope you're happy
Right now
Elphaba: (spoken) Glinda, listen to me! Just…say you're sorry
(sung)You still my pass this class
After all the work you've done
You can be on the honor roll…
Glinda: (spoken) I know.
But I don't want it—
No. I can't want it
Anymore
(sung)
Something has changed inside me
Something has feeling strange
I'm through aiming for As
And it's feeling pretty strange…
Too late for extra credit
Too late to learn to learn this junk
It's time to put down my books
Close my eyes
And flunk!
It's time to try defying professors
I think I'll try defying professors
And you won't make me quit
Elphaba: (sung) Can't you finally get it?
You can always make your grades better!
Glinda: (sung) I'm through listening in class
Cuz my teachers want me to
Time they finally realized
I won't be turning into you
Too long I was afraid of
Failing class—guess that's done
Who wants to pay attention
When you can be me and have fun?!
Cuz I am defying professors
Finally defying professors
And you'll never make me stop.
(spoken) Elphie, flunk with me!
Think of the fun we could have…
Together!
(sung) Unlimited
Together, we're unlimited
Together, we'll be the greatest pair there's ever been
Elphie…classes can be skipped…
Elphaba: (sung) I'm finally starting to get it
Both: (sung) There's no class we cannot quit
With you and I defying professors
Glinda: (sung) They can never make us stop
(spoken) Well? Are you failing?
Long awkward pause
Elphaba: (sung) I hope you're happy, now that you're failing class
Glinda: (spoken) You too…(sung) I guess I hope you pass
Both: (sung) I really hope you're happy
Elphaba: (sung) Even though your grades are crappy
Both: (sung) I hope you're happy in the end
I hope you're happy…my friend
Climax music
Glinda: (sung at the top of her lungs) So if you care to find me
Look anywhere but school
As Fiyero's mentioned lately
Slackers don't look like fools
And if I'm flunking solo
At least I'm flunking proud
To those who care about school
Take a message to the crowd
About how I am defying professors
Failing now defying professors
And soon I'll prove how right I am…
Nobody in all the land
No famous teacher, however grand
Is ever gonna make me stop
Elphaba: (sung) I hope you're happy
Professors: (sung) Look at her, she's failing
Glinda: (sung) Make me stop…
Professors: (sung) Failing isn't tolerated! So we have to make her…
Glinda: (sung with amazing voice-throwing talent) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Professors: (sung) Stop!!
AN: R&R, I tell ya. When I get 10 reviews, I will publish my next song, Disclaimer. So if ya liked it, review! :)