"You've got a cute ass, Wade."
"Cute? What do you mean by cute? My ass is deliciously handsome, thank you very much."
Wait. How does she know what our ass look like?
We wear skin-tight spandex. Does that answer your question?
"Nup. Definitely cute. And I've seen it in the nude. Your cute, nude ass."
"You can hear them?"
"Mmmhmm."
"I still think my ass is handsome."
Manly.
Sexy.
"Cute. Or adorable, if you prefer. I like cute though."
"I agree with me that my ass is sexy. Cute is so... unmanly!"
"Says the one who dreams of being manhandled by the She-Hulk WHO KISSES YOU! How is that manly? I'm still sulking about that, by the way."
"That was ghostie's fault! How'd you know about that anyways? Are you another voice in my head that I'm hallucinating?"
Another?
We have a pal?
"I mean, seriously, I can totally beat them all any day. You suck, Wade."
"Hey! I do not suck! I'm awesome. You're totally not me if you're so against me."
We don't have a pal? Aww...
I don't think we'd like her as a pal very much. She keeps on insulting us.
"Hey! I do not insult you! I'm just saying you're cute, She-Hulk can go rot in a hole, and I'm totally a better kisser than her."
"Wait... do you mean..."
Could she be saying...
Are we dreaming?
"Nup! I think you are awake. The She-Hulk is not here after all... I can totally beat her."
"You sure? She's kinda huge and green."
You don't wanna piss the She-Hulk off, kiddo.
Nope, definitely not a good idea.
"'Course I can. I'm The Author."
Did she just say that with capital letters?
"Yup. I'm The Author. Now get the She-Hulk out of your mind before I get Logan to kiss you."
"I'm sorry! Anything but that! You hurt my feelings... Will you kiss it better?"
Pretty please?
You know you want to.
"Hmm... What to do? You're such a naughty boy, Wade, but you're just too cute."
Did she just call us cute again?
I don't care! Just get her to kiss us please!
"I promise I'll be good! Come over here so I can swear by your lips!"
"You're pathetic, Wade. But that's what makes you so adorable and cute..."
We're not pathetic!
"Yeah, we're not pathetic. Totally not. C'mere and we'll prove it to you."
"Sure... you'll forever be pathetic and amusing and–"
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SCORE!
Hell yeah!
"So. Still pathetic?"
"...Cute."