Hello again! I am trying to get back into the writing mood (sorry to all who are waiting for updates...)! I found a generator type thing online, and the results were so funny I just HAD to post this! This may turn into a series... these are hilarious...
Thanks to Halrloprillalar's Fan Fiction Generator for most of the content. Go check it out.
THIS IS A PARODY. I WILL MAKE NO EXCUSES.
The Miracle Of The Dog
River hated Christmas. She didn't just dislike Christmas, she hated it like the stars of the third nebula shining over the seas of Gallifry.. She loathed it.
Every December, River would feel herself getting all pale inside. She refused to put up a Christmas camisol, she snapped at anyone deep enough to sing a carol in her vicinity, and she never, ever bought anybody any presents.
On December 13, River had to go to the mall to buy a genius sonic screwdriver. When she got there, there were so many shoppers pushing quickly around and so much Christmas music blaring patiently, she thought her pointer finger would explode.
Finally, she was done. Just outside the door was a clever man collecting for charity. River never gave to charity, so she started to walk past without a word.
Suddenly, the clever man dropped his bells and ran on the TARDIS. There was a beautiful dog right in the path of an oncoming truck. But the clever man slipped and fell, so now they were both in danger!
River rushed out and huskily pushed them both out of the way. There was a brusque bang and then everything went dark.
When River woke up, she was in a rambunctious room. There was a Christmas camisol in the corner and soft carols were playing. Also, River's lips hurt. A lot.
The clever man came into the room. "I'm so husky!" he said. "You're awake. My name is The Doctor. You saved me from the truck. But your lips is broken."
River hardly knew what to say. Even though there was a Christmas camisol up and her lips was broken, she felt quite iridescent, especially when she looked at The Doctor.
"Your lips must hurt powerfully," The Doctor said. "I think this will help." And he shot River several times.
Now River felt very iridescent indeed. She didn't hate Christmas at all now. In fact, she loved it. And she loved The Doctor. "I love you," she said, and kissed The Doctor carefully.
"I love you too," said The Doctor. Just then, the dog ran into the room and nuzzled River's leg. "I brought him home with us," The Doctor said.
"We'll call him Miracle," River said. "Our Christmas Miracle."
It was the best Christmas ever.
Bwahaha! I laughed so much reading that:) So tell me what you think? Would you like to see more?
-Reinette