Author's note: First story. I'm actually not sure if this will turn into an M rating - just kidding, I'm pretty certain that it will! This isn't meant to be taken seriously, I'm just playing around with Kensi and Deeks, there will be no actual case part to this story.

Disclaimer: I don't own any character or NCIS LA. Not making any profit off of this.

Deeks sat at his desk with an emotionless face. Callen and Sam were working out at the gym, and Kensi just arrived to work. She looked at her partner with a 'what the hell?' face, but decided not to ask. 'It's Deeks. 5 seconds and he'll start talking,' Kensi thought.

"Can you keep a secret?" Deeks look at Kensi very seriously.

'There it is,' Kensi thought. A second later, she noticed a desperation in her partner's eyes, which made her feel a little worried.

"Sure… Deeks, what's wrong?" she asked, as she walked over to his desk. The detective got up and buried his face in his hands.

"This has never ever happened to me before… And it's very serious. I think I might have a serious problem… And you can't tell anyone. EVER."

Kensi's eyes showed concern – much more than she would have liked her partner to see.

"I'm sure whatever it is… It can't be that bad."

"Kensi, it IS that bad. This is a life changer…"

The brunette took a few steps toward her partner, trying to catch his blue eyes.

"Hey… Look at me," she said, as she put a hand on his shoulder. "You know that I'm here for you. As your partner, as your friend… Just tell me. What's wrong?"

Deeks let out a sigh as he started. "Yesterday, I was at a bar, okay? And I met this really cute girl – blonde hair, early twenties… We had a couple of laughs, a couple of drink, and a few hours later we are back at her place – you know how it is."

"Deeks, I know I said I'm here for you, but this is not what I had in mind, when I thought you had a problem…"

"Just hear me out Kens… So back at her place we crack open a bottle of wine, we start kissing…"

"Ewww… Deeks, seriously, is this necessary?"

"I promise it is… Anyway, when we get to the action part… Well… You know… I'm not.. "ready"… So we keep doing the foreplay, and she does this thing with her mouth where…"

"DEEKS! Too much information!"

"Right, I guess that part isn't that important anyway… Long story short, it was something that would normally make me see stars, but now… it… well… it just… didn't happen."

"Wait, that's your serious problem? That you're having performance issues?" Kensi looked at her partner, trying her best to hold back a laugh, but failing horribly.

"Ssshh... Keep it down! Yes… Kensi, you have no idea how horrible this is for me… Will you stop laughing?... This is very serious!"

"I'm sorry Deeks, it's just that your situation is… " she paused for a second, stopping herself from finishing the sentence with 'amusing'. "… different."

"Well, would you help me?" he said looking at her with those large, blue, puppy eyes.

She was tempted to say it's probably just a one-time thing, or just blame it on the alcohol, or simply tell him there's not much she could do. On the other hand she was very intrigued by the idea of discussing sex with Deeks – although she didn't quite understand why.

"Sure. Come over to my place after work, and I'll be your Freud for the evening."

She was very careful not to use the phrase "We'll solve your problem," or "I'll help you," because, knowing her partner, he was bound to make an inappropriate joke at her expanse. And even if he wouldn't, she didn't want him to misread her intentions…

She had to be honest with herself, she wouldn't have figured him to be the type to have any problems in this area. If anything, she always thought he is a stallion in bed…

'Stop it Kensi! This is just two friends meeting up after work, discussing their personal issues… Nothing more.'

I know this is really short, but I wanted an introduction, a little teaser. The fun part will come after this! I will update this as soon as I have time to write the next chapter.

Review's are very appreciated!