A/N: Err...hi. So this will be based off of the characterization of Rebornica, and probably one of the only ones to be. There's going to be cussing. Sorry if you don't like that thing, but hey, it's rated T for a reason.
Anyway,
Enjoy!
B.B. slipped through the vent, prepared to enter the office... and stopped, confused. There were three freddies in here-yet a moment ago, there had been three guards!
"It doesn't matter." He said to them.
"I-It doesn't?" One Freddy piped up.
"Keep your shit together, Jeremy. It's probably a trick." Answered Another.
"One of the security guards is not what they seem, Freddy!" BB announced.
Instantly, all three Freddies gulped nervously. BB stared for a moment, then shrugged it off and continued. "Freddy, you haven't seen Foxy all night, have you?"
A Freddy remarked,
"Come to think of it, we haven't…"
"Is that unusual?" Asked the chubbier Freddy.
"Well," Said BB, "What if I were to tell you he was right here in this office!"
"Where? Where?" Asked One Freddy, searching the office.
"Jeremy, keep your shit together!" Reminded Another Freddy.
One of the Freddies tumbled to the ground.
"Fritz!" Cried the other two Freddies in despair.
"Oh, disguising yourself as Freddy now, are you, Fritz?" BB demanded.
"I-I-" Fritz began nervously.
"Don't move a muscle, Fritz." Mike cautioned. He turned to BB. "What about Foxy now?"
"He's right infront of you, Freddy, on the floor!" BB turned back to the now trembling guard. "Isn't that right, Fritz?"
"I have no idea what you're talking about!" Fritz protested.
"Then where's Foxy!? The instant you came, Foxy started appearing less. Rather suspicious if you ask me…" BB remarked, casting Fritz a furtive glance.
"OK, even if he was Foxy, which he's clearly not, what the fuck would he be doing in here?" Demanded Mike from in the Freddy head. "So far he hasn't been trying to kill us."
"And anyway, Fritz said he hacked Foxy's system to totally disable him during the shift." Jeremy remarked. "We don't have to worry about him."
"Oh, you're going to take Fritz's word for for it? Why don't you go out and see for yourself?"
"I knew it was a trick." The Freddy said. "BB, get the hell out of here so we can do our fucking job."
"I'm not anywhere, Freddy! I'm waiting for-"
The Freddy leaned into BB's face. "Out."
"Argh! Fine! But I have my eye on you, Fritz."
BB left and Mike and Jeremy took of their masks. "What a crazy guy." Jeremy remarked.
"Hey, BB!" Mike called. "If Fritz is Foxy, where's his pirate talk, hmm?"
BB whipped around. "I don't know, but just because he's a pirate doesn't mean-"
Fritz glowered at him silently.
"He glares like Foxy too." BB said cooly. "Bye."
