TITLE: Hot Potato
AUTHOR: 28dOOMDoom28
SUMMARY: The effects of too much sugar can lead to some scary results. ONESHOT…10/Rose.
NOTES: If anyone knows the Tripod song of the Wiggles then you will understand my weird thoughts. HAHA Robotic Wiggles of the future…dear lord it's stuck in my head!
The Doctor had once again eaten one too many jellybeans and was bouncing off the walls, literally. He knew the effects sugar had on him and yet he had to eat the sugary food. It frustrated Rose so much when he became this hypo, especially since she had gone to the effort of hiding the giant tin of jellybeans.
It had all started the day before when the Doctor took them for a visit to Bunnings, a planet entirely dedicated to Bunnings Warehouse stores located in the 20th Centre of the Tridon Universe. Of course everyone knows Dulix paint has had an offer going for the last, oh….300 years where for every one Dulux tin of paint you get, you receive an equal size tin of jellybeans. It was no wonder the Doctor loved this planet. And to top it all off, he had bought 5 containers of paint. Of course his claim had been that the TARDIS needed to be repainted, but even Rose knew that that was retarded…
(A/N: "My friends think I'm retarded because I built a model TARDIS and pretend to chase Daleks through outer space" GUESS THAT SONG!)…(It's the guy from Wollongong Mwahaha)
So now Rose was suffering, with the Doctor jumping up and down and dancing around like a lunatic and if he played a another single Wiggles song she was going to shoot him.
"Ewww wiggy wiggy wiggy, Ewww wiggy wiggy wiggy, Gimmee that gimmee that gimmee that food!" The Doctor sung, with the TARDIS playing out Hot Potato once again.
"DOCTOR!" Rose called out, trying to grab his attention, although the fact that he pretty much had ADHD made it extremely hard.
"Hot potato, hot potato. Hot potato, hot potato. Hot potato, potato, potato, potato, potato" He started to do the Wiggles dance moves and his enthusiasm just made Rose want to laugh.
"DOCTOR!"
"Cold spaghetti, cold spaghetti. Cold spaghetti cold spaghetti. Cold spaghetti, cold spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti!" Instead of going to the next part of the song, he grabbed Roses hand and started to pull her body around to make it dance with his. He smiled like the maniac he really was, and she smiled back. Loving the feel oh his hands in hers, and the smile he gave her.
"Doctor, how many tins have you eaten?" She asked quizzically, while twirling under his arms.
He didn't answer, only continued to dance.
"Doctor, can you tell me. I won't judge you."
He still didn't answer, he just stared at her lips.
"Please Doctor."
Instead he leant down and quickly kissed her on the lips before running off like a naughty little boy.
A/N: The end…woo-hoo…Sorry about the pointlessness of this story. I blame the day off…and the waiting for Spamalot..YAY… :D
Please review, it's my first posted story for Doctor Who and so I need as much response as possible to improve.