School is friggin evil! And now to our story...
Sora was sleeping peacefully in bed, his alarm clock was ticking its way to seven o' clock, until..."Ha! Ha! Ha! Happy Cat says it's time to get up!" his alarm clock shaped like a cat smiling like a crazy clown yelled. Sora turned over and scratched his leg. "Ha! Ha! Ha! Happy Cat is not kidding, get up!" the alarm clock began to shake before it got wacked by the keyblade. "I know my dad gave me his clock just to annoy me" Sora moaned. He got up and stretched before falling back onto his bed and falling asleep. "Heeeeeyyyy, Sora!" Cloud slammed Sora's door down. "Sleeping here!" Sora turned over to Cloud. "No sleeping today, school today!" Cloud gave him a thumbs up before walking away. Sora layed there in shock before he said something. "WHAT!" Sora's voice rang through the islands.
"Sora?" Riku groaned as he peeked his eyes open. "Brother, time to get up" Yazoo opened Riku's door. "Why?" Riku turned to him. "Time to get ready for school!" Yazoo answered. "Tell me you just stuttered" Riku sat up. "Brother, I never make mistakes" Yazoo stared at him seriously. Riku twitched before letting out one of the longest groans in history (If my breath could be longer, I'd do that too).
"What to wear for the worsest day in history?" Sora looked through his closet of the same outfits (It's like he never changes his clothes!). "Oooh, what's this?" Sora pulled out a different piece of clothing. It was a blue shirt that had a picture of a waffle on it and his necklace crown design with the words 'I'm the waffle king!' below it. "Nice!" he smiled as he pulled out some pants (Probably his only pair).
"Get out of the bed!" Sephiroth tried to pull Riku out of his bed, who was grasping tightly to it. "You can't make me! I'm not gonna go!" Riku yelled. "But Riku, it'll be fun!" Yazoo tried to pursade him into going. Riku let go and turned to Yazoo. "Now I know there's something wrong with you" Riku squinted at him. "Gotcha!" Sephiroth squeezed Riku in his arms, nearly crushing his ribs. Riku began to limp to the side before turning a light blue. "Uh, oh" Sephiroth looked down at his limping son. "Yazoo, can you pick Riku out some clothes" Sephy signaled Yazoo with his head to Riku's closet. "Riiiiight" Yazoo walked over to the closet.
-Several hours of complaining and repairing Riku's ribs- "Hey, Sora" Riku walked over to Sora who was sitting on the dock. "What's up?" Sora turned to him. "I just got my ribs repaired" Riku sat down next to him. "So, what're you waiting for?" Riku asked. "The bus" Sora answered. "What're you really waiting for?" Riku asked. "My dad said the bus was coming here" Sora smiled. "Your dad's an idiot" Riku said. "Yeah, I know" Sora said shamefully. Wakka, Selphie, and Tidus walked over and sat next to them. "This is stupid, ya?" Wakka asked. "Duh! We're waiting for a bus on an island!" Selphie groaned. "This is more stupid than Sora" Tidus groaned. "Hey! I found my comb in my hair!" Sora pulls a comb out of his majorly spikey hair. "That's my comb!" Riku snatched the comb from Sora. "I rest my case" Tidus shook his head. Out of the water came this school bus (Weird, isn't it?) and stopped near the dock. "Ooookay" Riku raised an eyebrow. The door opened to reveal Cid sitting behind the wheel. "This is the weird island, right?" Cid turned to them. "Right" Selphie got up. "Well get in before I leave without ya!" Cid lights a cig. Everybody runs on before Cid closes the door on Riku's water ballon filled pants (How else could they be so big?). "Open the door!" Riku pointed to the door. "I don't really feel like it!" Cid smiled. "This is child abuse!" Riku shook his fists. "Do you think I care?" Cid asked.
Cid got up and faced the kids in the back as Riku pouted up front. "Now just to let you know, I'm your bus driver Cid Highwind, the best friggin pilot that you'll ever meet. Also, I've never driven a car before, so lets hope we all make it to school before I kill ya!" Cid smiled and went back to the wheel. "Wait a seco-" "Too bad!" Cid cut Wakka off. He started the bus and began to back up into the sea. "Sora, what're you doing?" Selphie asked. "Writing my will. Trust me, I've seen this guy try to teach Kadaj how to drive and if he's never driven before, he'll do even more damage!" Sora wrote down his will on a napkin (Refer to A New Life of Randomness for details!). Cid pressed a button on the steering wheel and rocket engines came out of the bus's rear and fired up. "Wait! Don't we have seatbelts?" Tidus paniced. "Why need seat belts? You're healthy, you can keep yourself down!" Cid adjusted the mirrors. "What about me?" Riku shook his fists. "Eh, you'll be fine" Cid put the bus in drive. The bus shot through the water, hitting almost every underwater creature known, even some Screwdivers and Sea Neons. "Man, people don't know how to stay out of street nowadays" Cid complains. "Are you sure this is the way to school, man?" Wakka held tightly onto his seat. "I think so" Cid scratched his head.
"Why couldn't we have taken the Highwind?" Riku tried to stand up after hitting the wall. "Strife drove it right into the mountain" Cid answered. "What about the Sierra?" Sora hit the ground and floor as the road got even bumpier. "Why get the best airship in the world ruined?" Cid laughed. "You're trying to kill us aren't you?" Tidus asked as he hit the back window. "Nah, your parents would kill me, I'm just trying to get you roughened up that's all" Cid smiled. "You're insane!" Riku pointed. "Am not!" Cid let go of the wheel. "Are too! My dad could whoop your butt anyday of the week!" Riku growled. "I'm the one who helped save the planet from his rule!" Cid made a comeback. "Guys! The, wheel!" Selphie hit the walls and ceiling. "My dad was just tired, that's all! I could whip you right here!" Riku smirked. "Oh, really? Hope you can fight as good as you can talk!" Cid took out the Venus Gospel. "Bring it on old man!" Riku took out the Souleater. "Bouncey, bouncey!" Sora smiled as the bus bumped against the road while he was enjoying it (Moron).