Summary- Humor like drivel. The alphabet for all those who are truly Lord of the Rings obsessed.
Disclaimer- I do not own Lord of the Rings, if I did I would have a lot more money than I do now. Please do not not sue, I own nothing, not even my immortal soul.
Lord of the Rings Alphabet.
A is for Aragorn. (Boy are kings studly.)
B is for Balrog. (A hot friend on a cold night.)
C is for Cirith Ungol. (That means pass of the spider.)
D is for Dwarves. (The short and hairy kind..)
E is for Estel. (Think hope, then see A.)
F is for Faramir. (Poor Faramir!) /gives big hug/
G is for Gandalf. (Loud explosions! Boom! Ha ha, boom!)
H is for Helms deep. (Impregnable my butt.)
I is for Isengard. (Home of the obviously evil Saruman.)
J is for Journey. (The kind the fellowship took.)
K is for Kingsfoil. (A king's hands are a healer's hands.)
L is for Legolas. (Yay! Elves!)
M is for Marshes, the dead kind. (Don't follow the lights.)
N is for Narsil. (The blade that cut the ring from Sauron's hand.)
O is for Orcs. (And they don't taste very nice, do they precious?)
P is for Palantir. (Warning: keep away from inquisitive young hobbits.)
Q is for Quenya. (the high language of the Elves.)
R is for Rohan. (Forth Eorlolingas!)
S is for Samwais the Brave. (Fierce as a dragon in a pinch.)
T is for Tom Bombadil. (Everyone knows who he is…right?)
U is for Undomiel. (The Evenstar)
V is for Valinor. (Waaa the Elves are leaving!)
W is for the White city. (AKA Minas Tirith)
X is for…um…I'll get back to that.
Y is for Young, as the Elves remain. (6000 years and no grey hairs!)
Z is for Zealous. ( the way Gimli feels when there are a lot of orcs to kill.)
I realise I was reaching for that last one, but give me a break!