Chapter 1
In the begining their was a really sucky country singer named Hannah Montana's dad. He was a douche bag that no one liked, so he was a top country singer.
One day people discovered that he sucked at singing so the country music colt kicked him out.
Hannah Montana's dad went into depression, he didn't understand what went wrong. But then one day he came up with an idea!
He would create a girl. This girl would be used to become a "famous" singer and would kill of Hannah Montana's dad's haters. Hannah Montana's dad put his plan into action.
On the first day he bought some fugly whore from jewel.
On the second day he drank tons of diet coke to generate sperm cells.
On the third day he had the whore come to his house.
On the forth day he had sex with the whore.
On the final day he cut the newly fertilezed egg out of the whore's belly. He had created a girl. It died after five minutes.
This pissed Hannah Montana's dad off so he shot the whore. He then went to an orphanage and took a baby when no one was looking.
He brought the baby home and peed on it, to show ownership. Then he cuddled the baby.
"You are my way to fame bitch" he started to crunch it between his arms, "Don't fuck this up! Hannah."