Peas of a Pod
Characters: Fred, George, McGonagall, Hermione
Book: Order of the Phoenix
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter. Thank you for your time.
"Ok, this is our last shot. We only have a finite supply left and little Miss Perfect Prefect is just waiting for a chance to find it. I think she's sent her bloody cat after it, I saw him snooping around in your drawers this morning, Gred. Good thing you're not allergic to them, just imagine that nightmare!"
"You mean to tell that's why I've been itching all day, because of bloody cat hair? Thank Merlin, here I thought my balls were going to fall off."
"I'm sure Madame Pomfrey would have loved to treat that one, my boy. Too bad I called dibs on her our first year, huh?"
"Yes, but you seem to always forget that I had called dibs on dear Minny our first year as well."
"You scoundrel! McGonagall is not yours! You simply cannot call dibs on a woman like that!"
"A woman like what, Mr. Weasley?"
"…"
"…"
"Miss Granger, kindly go tell Filch that the first floor hallway will need immediate cleaning and that there are two students here that would be glad to assist him. And thank you for the warning."
"Of course, Professor!"
"And, as for you two, I'm sure that if you begin cleaning now, you just might be done by dinner time. I suggest that one of you start over there by 'Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes" and the other by the decapitated toad labeled Umbridge."
AN: I hope this sets the tone for the rest of these one-shots, some of them will be connected and some won't (I'll be sure to reference the ones that are) and some of them will be humorous and some won't. The only thing I guarantee is that all of these one-shots will be set in Hogwarts. I hope you've enjoyed this first chapter! I really enjoy writing Fred and George. :)