Fart
Okay this is just a random thing my best friend wanted me to do and i'm not making fun of Naruto because I am 100% a fan. But I was paid.
Naruto was walking down the street when he heard a roar. Turning around to see what it was he looked down and saw Sasuke Farting in a fire. The fire roared again and got larger. Deciding that this looks fun he farted so long and so bad that it caught Sasuke on fire. Acting fast he picked Sasuke up he threw him down the side of the mountain and into a river. Noticing that Sasuke was going to be alright he went to the park and got onto a swing. He swung on it for about ten minutes before jumping off into a pool. Forgetting that he had his phone in his pocket he was severely electrocuted. It was so bad that he pooped his pants. Weakened slightly he started drowning. A passerby saw this and ran to help him. Pulling Naruto out of the pool he was also electrocuted and died. Naruto undressed and made a fire to dry his cloths, but the fire was too small so he farted on it to make it larger.
Catching his cloths on fire he runs to the schools gym and runs around for a few minuets before he falls and breaks his arm. The ambulance comes and gets before deciding he's not worth it and throws him out of the window. Being hit by a car and another car he falls down mountain and lands next to Sasuke. That is how him and Sasuke met and got married.
Stupid wasn't it?