My Crazy Ranting

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(Please note that some of these ideas came from me and my cousins crazy ranting late at night when you're pumped full of so much caffeine you are delirious.) To see our actual rant type this address into the address bar:

MAY CONTAIN STONG CHARACTER BASHING!!

Haseo: waking up what… where… oh yeah…WHY THE HELL ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE IN MY HOUSE!

Anteres: Haseo, you're awake, now we can finish our drinking game.

Mia: shoving through the crowd LET ME THROUGH! Endrance! pulls out a huge swordthey back out of her way…fast What are you doing with that cat?

Endrance: I'm stroking it.

Mia: Why?

Endrance: It reminds me of you.

Balmung: playing Crimson Vs. with Orca and Kite Why are we here?

Orca: We wanted to be in the picture I guess.

Kite: Orca! Are you going to play or talk about things you're not sure of?

Balmung: Anteres more sake!

Anteres: do I look like a waiter, get it yourself!

Kuhn: over in corner surrounded by girls he's a nerd (no seriously… with the glasses and pants up to your chest…yeah) MY MAGUS!!!!flings his arms out breaks hole in wall I'll pay for that Haseo.

Balmung: Kite you can't do that it's against the rules as a mem-

Kite: You're not a member of CC! Corp. anymore. you haven't drank anything besides sake for five years ever since you got fired!!!!!!!!

Orca: pulls X-ray from off screenyou see this tiny little dot that's your liver.

Balmung: you mean this one?

Orca: no that's a blood vessel pulls up magnifying glass this is you're liver.

Balmung: ohhhh…what?

Reki: Lord Balmung please drink some water… Or, maybe some coffee, anything but more sake.

Bordeaux:with negimaru and grein hey this is Haseo's place how did we get here?

Haseo: Bordeaux!! I'll kill you, you-

Bordeaux: What do you mean it's me shino.

Haseo: oh… alright…what the hell you're not shino!

Bordeaux: see you later!runs off some where

Balmung: kamui leave me alone my liver hurts… ever since I learned about it (which was what three minutes ago?)

Haseo: Going into withdrawal so many people…I'm right here … I'm right on…come on… it's here…it's here …SKEITH!!!suddenly Haseo's computer explodes and a giant scythe flies out of his it and stabs Bordeaux in the back.

Negimaru and grein:drinking tea sip

Skeith: I'll pay for that.

Anti-Balmung: you look like me but you have wings that aren't dead.

Balmung: W…T…F…

Silabus: what… oh man my head hurts.goes back to sleep

Gaspard:hits head on something and collapses

Shugo: playing "The World" oh, I do love the wind!

Haseo: now i remember where the key to my room is.i've been sleeping on the couch for eight months.well i guess I bett- OH MY GOD SHINO!! you've been i here for eight months?!?!

Ovan:suddenly appears out of nowheredo you wish to know the truth?

Haseo: OMG!!! WTF!!!ZOMFG!!!!!

Kite and Anti-kite: attack each otherDATA DRAIN!!!!!

And they all died, and then mistral who was not previously there used Rip Maen to bring them back back.

what are you stoned stop reading this?

okay seriously.

what are you smoking? i want some.