Right…so I just have to say that this was written out of sheer boredom and absolutely no effort was put into it. At all. So please don't expect anything. D:
Disclaimer: I don't own the Pokemon Special characters or the Pokemon franchise in general.
Samuel Oak created the group Pokedex Owners.
Red, Green and 11 others joined the group Pokedex Owners.
Green Red, why the heck don't you have a last name?
Red you don't have one either
Green It's Oak.
Red oh
Gold is hitting on girls
Silver discovered who his father was today…WTF…
Gold silver said WTF!
Green Why don't you people have last names?
Crystal I don't have a dad. D:
Gold me neither
Green I don't actually have one either…
Red i don't even have a family
Gold wtf who'd you grow up with
Red poli
Silver Wait what
Ruby I have a dad!
Ruby He's not very fabulous though.
Sapphire me too
Silver …what?
Ruby She can't write. She means she has a dad too.
Gold dude why is your writing perfect
Ruby It's not beautiful otherwise.
Wallace created the group Beautiful~
Ruby joined the group Beautiful~
Gold wtf
Ruby created the group *Three Conquerors*~
Sapphire joined the group *Three Conquerors*~
Sapphire emrald join
Emerald no
Red isn't rock anymore yayyyyyyyyy
Green just noticed Yellow isn't on here.
Green neither is Blue
Platinum Berlitz Hello, everyone.
Green Finally, somebody with a last name!
Pearl somebody stole my popcorn!1
Gold what
Diamond What?
Pearl O.o dia you're really fired up…
Silver It's food after all.
Platinum Berlitz
Crystal What's wrong?
Platinum Berlitz Everybody has a special ability except me. I feel useless…
Gold omg platina is becoming emo!
Silver …
Green It's Platinum.
Gold no platina
Red what do you call her, diamond, pearl?
Pearl missy
Diamond yeah
Crystal …what?
Emerald Blame the Chuang Yi translations.
Red wtf
Red bought Pokemon FireRed today
Green What?
Red :OOOOOOOOO
Red green you're a douche
Green What?
Pearl I know right
Samuel Oak changed the group Pokedex Owners's name to Awesome people who saved the world.
Crystal Professor…
Diamond is being glomped by Ruby…
Sapphire WHAT?
Diamond is being forced to make poffins…
Ruby ^_^
Diamond D:
Platinum Berlitz still feels useless.
Gold what! you're stronger than most of us
Platinum Berlitz
Gold well that was easy
Gold oh I know
Gold will you go out with me
Silver Gold, she's the daughter of the richest man in Sinnoh.
Gold i know it's awesome
Silver …
Crystal Let him be, he's hopeless.
Red is on mt. silver
Green What?
Red …
Gold wait what just happened
Yellow I think he went up there after playing Pokemon HeartGold…
Gold wtf where'd you come from?
Red …
Pearl whats wrong with Red's voice
Blue I stole it ^-^
Pearl O.O
Silver Hey, Blue.
Blue Long time no see~
Silver What were you up to?
Blue I robbed Platinum's family.
Platinum Berlitz What?
Silver Oh.
Steven Stone is a stone-getter WTF!1!one
Ruby O_o Steven?
Steven Stone my last name sucks!
Phoebe I think he's drunk
Wallace Steven gets drunk?
Green At least you HAVE a last name.
Steven Stone last names are for losers
Green …
Platinum Berlitz D:
Red …
Gold red you're freaking me out
Red …
Silver Is that supposed to mean something?
Pearl bought Pokemon Pearl version today! w00t!
Diamond what?
Yellow No! Look at what happened to Red after he played HG D:
Pearl aw come on it'll be fine
Pearl DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:
Diamond Pearl?
Pearl I hate you Diamond!
Diamond What?
Yellow D:
Pearl lost again ARGHHHH stupid dia!
Diamond what did I do?
Red …
Silver What are these games anyway?
Emerald Well…
Yellow No, don't!
Red …
Crystal There's a Silver version as well.
Ruby Is there one named after me?
Emerald Yes.
Yellow Don't!
Red …
Green Is it me or is Red posting more and more frequently?
Red …
Gold the hell…
Pearl couldn't save azelf….D:
Platinum Berlitz You're still thinking about that?
Red …
Green Red, you're doing this on purpose aren't you?
Red …
Green …
Red …
Gold lol
Samuel Oak I created this group, you know.
Gold O.o
Red …
Black I'M GOING TO BE THE CHAMPION OF THE POKEMON LEAGUE!
Gold hey junior
Gold I officially name you caps lock abuser
Black NO MATTER WHAT, I'M DEFINITELY GOING TO WIN IT ALL!
Red …
Bill hey folks
Silver What are you doing here?
Bill I saved the world too you know! :(
Wally …me too…
Red …
Silver is doing a Nuzlocke Challenge on SoulSilver.
Gold wait what
Crystal Why a Nuzlocke?
Silver To challenge myself of course.
Platinum Berlitz I hear they're quite difficult.
Sapphire took a few lessons from her dad so now I can rite a bit!
Ruby About time.
Sapphire and were have U been?
Ruby Don't use chatspeak, it's such an eyesore.
Ruby And for your information, I'm preparing my beautiful Pokemon to take on the contests in Sinnoh~
Emerald I realized my machine is pretty useless outside of Hoenn.
Gold I don't get why the guard people won't let me bring my pool cue in
Gold it's not a weapon
Crystal The way you use it, it is.
Gold what?
Green Hey, Red hasn't posted in a while
Diamond yeah
Silver NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ARGENTA! DX :'( STUPID…STUPID CRITICAL HIT! ARGGHHHHHHHHH!
Red haha n00b
Green O3O