Kakashi has copied over a thousand jutsus. This is not a theory. It is a fact. To be precise, he knows one thousand and one jutsus.
Please do not ask how I know.
Many ninjas have been jealous of him, for this specific reason. But if they knew what kinds of jutsus Kakashi knew, they wouldn't be so jealous.
I, Determined, have unearthed ALL of Kakashi's jutsus. And after I read them all, I had to undergo massive plastic surgery so our silver-haired friend wouldn't find me.
But that's not the point.
Now I want to share them all. But I warn you...
Once you have read all 1001 of Kakashi's jutsus, you will have to get 7 nosejobs, 23 face lifts, and 51 buttock augmentations. It is the ONLY way he will not find you. If you get 7 nosejobs, 22 face lifts, and 51 buttock augmentations, KAKASHI WILL FIND YOU.
Seriously.
Let's start with the jutsus you DO know. And if you've seen most of them, you know 21.
(Skip this part if you have memorized all of his jutsus allready.)
I'll just list them here: Sharingan, Mangekyo Sharingan, Chindori, Raikiri, Kuchiyose: Doton: Tsuiga no jutsu, Fuja Hoin, Sennen Goroshi, Doton: Shinju Zanshu no Jutsu, Narakumi no Jutsu, Suiton: Suijinheki, Suiton: Suikodan no Jutsu, Suiton: Suiryudan no Jutsu, Suiton: Daibakufu no Jutsu, Mizu Bunshin no Jutsu, Shunshin no Jutsu, Kage Bunshin no Jutsu, Taiju Kage Bunshin no Jutsu, Kawarimi no Jutsu, Kuchiyose no Jutsu, Henge no Jutsu, and Hyoton: Ikkaku Hakugei (1).
(Okay, you can read now.)
No, I did not cut and paste all of these jutsus from Wikipedia, (who I would like to thank for letting me cut and paste all 21 jutsus Kakashi has shown to us throughout the series,) though that would be very possible.
BUT... did you know the side-effects of using these jutsus?
I thought so.
Y'see, everytime he uses the jutsus shown here, a fangirl GIGGLES. It doesn't matter what the girl is a fan of. Anyway, once the fangirl giggles, the giggle is telepathically sent to Kakashi. For example;
Kakashi: Chindori!
Random Anime Fangirl: has sudden urge to giggle MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!(2)
(Giggle is sent)
Now you can imagine life is very difficult for Kakashi, considering his line of work. He has to use his jutsus practically every day!
And it gets worse.
The fangirl giggling has a side effect on Kakashi. It just so happens that he is allergic to telepathically-sent giggling. The allergic reaction is making his left eye red.
And you thought it was Sharingan. Shows how much you know.
Now you must think there is no possible way this could get any more unbearable. Again, it shows how much you know.
Now this might come as a shock to you, but Kakashi has a zit on his chin. And every time his left eye turns red, the zit gets bigger. So the only solution to this is by covering both his red eye and his zit with a mask.
It's the only way to keep himself looking pretty, after all.
Well, I've just covered 21 jutsus. Only 979 more to go!
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(1) Only appeared in Naruto the movie
(2)muhahaha-ing is giggling, if you do it quietly.